How do you guys clean up after masturbating...

This. Also doesn't hurt to have a window in said bathroom with hot neighbors.

Lmao,only spermsucking fags clean up their cum. Just fuckin cum in your underoos and let it fester.

I always stand up right when I'm about to cum. Sitting while cumming feels unfulfilling.

I shower. I catch it in my off hand, start my shower and hop in.

Ive tried that but some cum always manages to spill and gets on my chair and carpet.

The standing cum is definitely more primal/adrenaline

I jerk it in a more comfy location and move to the bathroom for the last minute or so

Same here

I tightly press down on my perineum when I cum. I have not ejaculated when masturbating in over 10 years.

this but unironically