How do you guys clean up after masturbating...

Waterproof cases exist

If I’m in the shower I just cum and wash it down drain, if middle of the day I’ll go into bathroom, jerk it on toilet and as I’m about to cum I’ll lean toward so dick is inside toilet bowl and cum, try not to touch water. If I’m in bed I just cum on my stomach and wipe with a towel

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I wish they made condoms with the inside texture of a sock. That would be great.

Used thosed free condoms given in college and put it on my dick, it is too tight around it. One was a magnam. I jerked off using it w/ lube too.

Im condom free, I let my girl figure out the rest

I always masturbate sitting down or laying on my back so I just cum on my belly and clean it up with tissues.

I wasn't being ironic. I just ate my load about an hour ago. It does actually make my later loads bigger.

I dont cum anymore so im saving 928 million future me's. Each one now is saved for my girl

I assume this causes retrograde ejaculation where the sperm travels into the bladder instead out of the penis. Next time you pee the cum will get out with it.

I definitely have to try this as well.