/smg/ - Stock Market General Thread

2 minutes after I sold my Tesla put, +$2000 if I had just gone to cook some eggs instead

>TSLA dumping

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

threadly reminder to HODL

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we live in a society

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>FOMO'd myself into buying FRO today at the literal top

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Why are white South Africans so wildin', this dude is a literal psycopath

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REAL ESTATE CRASH COMING NEXT EVERYONE CASHING OUT BOOMERS ON SUICIDE WATCH

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Aqua is a baka and would defiantly buy the top

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I honestly think it will be one of the great investments of this century long term. Short term it is a shit coin though and Id rather stay away.

Also imagine the day that Musk lets us buy Starlink stock.
It will be the week we can all retire.

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Love the tights, bored of yuri.
Ah, did they have you work from home? My relatives in Italy are still stuck in their homes.

i was down 2k on a tesla call now its worthless and im down 5k
how is this legal

Can you imagine being a board member/major shareholder for Tesla and have the CEO tell the world bullshit that tanks the company ~6% in minutes? Just remove the nutjob already, let him fiddle in the non-public space company

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maybe he's selling all possessions to raise money to buy the TSLA he just tanked

Reposting

>AXP is levered to tits compared to Visa and MC
Keep in mind that AXP is technically a bank whereas Visa and Master Card are processors.

What's the SEC gonna do, remove him again?

Is shit about to hit the fan?

Elon is just getting ready to suicide. He knows the Tesla accounting fraud can't be covered up much longer

pasta from this morning

>next week
>4th of may
>IHS PMI market index of aprel
>Sentis index for may
>PMI markit brazil
>US industrial orders for march
>bonduelle results, Oneo results
>berkshire hathaway T1, ferrari T1

>5th of may
>PMI IHS CIPS index for april
>french commercial deficit
>ISM index
>AXA Q1, BNP Q1,Europcar Q1,TOTAL Q1,Chrysler Q1, disney Q1, hugo boss
>Air liquide general assembly

>6th of may
>US decision on monetary policy
>brazil commercial numbers
>Arkema Q1,BMW,Paypal,Hyatt,Aperam
>Thales general assembly

>7th
>Japan monetary base
>monetary policy of japan
>PMI caixin of russia

anything to add?
>German industrial production
>French commercial deficit
>monetary policy of UK
>US unemployment
>Nintendo Q1,Puma,Continental,Bombardier,

>8th
>Japan PMI jinbun
>germany current balance

>Calls on TSLA after a 300 dollar gain in stock in a period of a couple of weeks
BASED ELON

>Elon told the traders to lower the stock price and they actually did it, absolute madmen

>Pantyhose
Nice

It's not actually legal.

Tesla cultist get what they fucking deserve.

Duality of Man

Idea: Buy TSLA calls for when Elon announces that his Twitter got hacked

Based

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Guess who's back

Back again

Bobo's back

Tell a friend

Guess who's back
Guess who's back
Guess who's back

>have literally any else in charge of the company
>stock remains at $30 for its entire existence
heh

>VIX looking ready to break out
You didn't think the volatility was over, did you?

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>S&P breaking down into new daily lows after Elon's tweet

lmao I can't even

ah we missed the opportunity for one of the TSLA OP images

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It's over for the usa

Looking to buy more tanker long calls, what's the play? Already holding NAT for 5/15 and DHT 12/18.

i was truly expecting it to reach past 1k this time in this absolute clownmarket
almost went short but it's literally a gamble

I vote for "crabbing" to be renamed to "algo wobble"

Tanker bros.... Will we be okay?

>he did not know the future
AHAHAHHAHAAHHAHHAAHHAHAAH

these are from when TSLA was sub-300 last year

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Has his new wife already driven him mad??? Or did he just smoke too much reefer this morning?

I would bet my RDSB stock on Musk being behind over 90% of bobo posting on Yas Forums

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BVLLKEK got rekt

if Elon wasnt there, most people wouldnt even hear of that company.
If Elon died, their stocks would half

I like this artist.
you do good work too my friend

>actually worst girl
even YunYun...

>Keep in mind that AXP is technically a bank whereas Visa and Master Card are processors.
wow then fuck AXP

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Based

I don't know about SEC, I think they will leave it up to the board members because it poses a major risk for the company and their tens of thousand of employees

>Told people to buy $700 puts in Tesla expiring today
>Nobody listened, not even myself
Bros we’d all be millionaires if we took my advice