You can never leave your house
You can choose a superpower but the first person to reply chooses a side effect for you
You bastard...
i can make the universe cease to exist i want
Nice. My side effect could have been a lot worse. I thought someone was going to say that I feel every thrust in my own ass or something like that. But I just turn into a bitch every time until I stop? Easy enough.
>autism is an STI
I have the exact amount of money that i need in my pocket
Haha I turn into a lingering fart.
Genius
I’d choose the power to respond to this post or your mother will get die of chink flu.
>can't leave house
>doesn't leave house anyways
All of my senses are super fine tuned on command. Smell of a shark, sight of an eagle, hearing of a wolf, touch of an eel, taste of a sommelier, while retaining all of my human qualities as well.