You can choose a superpower but the first person to reply chooses a side effect for you

Wanna be like that Dr. Xavier in X-men but not in a fucking wheelchair. But I’d be bad

you are always 10 cents short, so cunts who wont let you slide with that are your bane

But when you're ready to recreate the universe, you have to give birth to it out of your ass

this actually works you just need a portrait of joanna lumley in your attic

When you use your power you become a quadraplegic

you're on death row

Shorty sucked my dick so good last night that I went full retard for like 10 minutes after

one of your senses are impaired on the same level you sharpen another one and it's random which senses get impaired

Omnipotence

The ability to produce serotonin