You can choose a superpower but the first person to reply chooses a side effect for you

But you can never become a chiropractor

I want the power to create drugs out of thin air, which are always potent, and tolerance does not build.

But they come out in spanish

While reading minds you get a boner

I can fly, while flying I can push any object

but in a language you don't know

I can imagine anything I want into my room

Shit half cooked food any time i want, hell yeah

The FBI gets alerted every time

you can only make laxatives