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Jace Lopez
Aiden Hughes
Parker Rogers
Jayden Cooper
>be me
>16 yo virgin
>tall and scrawny, with brown hair and glasses
>meet chick at school same age as me
>she seems trashy but whatever
>dating for a few weeks
>she brings me home to meet her family
>im immediately nervous
>her father and brother are morbidly fat
>and the house smells bad
>like vomit and bo
>they sit me down
>tell me I "walked into the courtroom"
>can barely understand what they are saying
>so fat they cant talk through their jowls
>i think they are telling me they want to fuck her
>and blah blah blah
>i just want to get out of there the smell is killing me
>take gf on date
>dinner and a movie
>at dinner
>she eats like a pig
>chews with mouth open, talks while chewing
>belches AT the wait staff and laughs about it
>I make an excuse to get out of the movie
>take her home and get the fuck out of there
>about a week later she calls me
>wants to hang out
>whatever.mp3
>let her in
>within mins she finds my older brothers alcohol stash
>drinks an amount that should kill a rhino
>bitches about how her faggot brother is always trying to fuck her
>bitches when she finds out I dated a college chick previously
>twerks the entire time
>not a majestic sight
>after an hour of this I tell her to leave
>she gets pissed and tells me we are through
>while twerking
>throws three vodka bottles at me but doesn't come close
>twerks out the door
>I close and lock the door and hide in my room
>whatthefuckisupwiththatfamily.webm
Look, if you're just gonna spam greentexts, we might as well have fun with it.
Carter Reed
Cooper Wright
Ethan Myers
Hunter Moore
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of older men since middle school, when some priest fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date some boys
>announces that she's "seeing a man she met online
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the creep
>few days later, brings the guy home
>tall, scrawny neet with brown hair and glasses
>visibly sweating
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "he a faggot"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her boyfriend has said some creepy things
>she's worried that he's going to hurt her
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"I think I can heal him"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
>two days late
>sister calls me crying so hard I can barely make out the words
>"He drugged me"
>I don't know what to say so I just listen
>"He drugged me and he let all his friends fuck me and they filmed it user"
>I try to remain calm and tell her that I love her and ask her to come over
>She crying so hard she starts dry heaving into the phone
>I tell her to stay where she is and that I'll be there in a hour
>I hangup
>I go to the shower
>I turn the water up as hot as possible and sit down
>The water is so hot it burns
>I pull my legs up to my chest and cradle them as the tears come
>My skin hurts and turns red where the water touches
>I cry and cry and cry as the it pours over me
>I think about the priest
>I think about the videos he took
>The years I spent wanting to kill myself
>I have never told anyone but my sister
>The waters never hot enough to make me feel clean
Dominic James
Lincoln Perry
Lost. Gotta love dads!