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Zachary Diaz
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GIT IN THE CAA MORTY!
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Jayden Cooper
>be me
>16 yo virgin
>tall and scrawny, with brown hair and glasses
>meet chick at school same age as me
>she seems trashy but whatever
>dating for a few weeks
>she brings me home to meet her family
>im immediately nervous
>her father and brother are morbidly fat
>and the house smells bad
>like vomit and bo
>they sit me down
>tell me I "walked into the courtroom"
>can barely understand what they are saying
>so fat they cant talk through their jowls
>i think they are telling me they want to fuck her
>and blah blah blah
>i just want to get out of there the smell is killing me
>take gf on date
>dinner and a movie
>at dinner
>she eats like a pig
>chews with mouth open, talks while chewing
>belches AT the wait staff and laughs about it
>I make an excuse to get out of the movie
>take her home and get the fuck out of there
>about a week later she calls me
>wants to hang out
>whatever.mp3
>let her in
>within mins she finds my older brothers alcohol stash
>drinks an amount that should kill a rhino
>bitches about how her faggot brother is always trying to fuck her
>bitches when she finds out I dated a college chick previously
>twerks the entire time
>not a majestic sight
>after an hour of this I tell her to leave
>she gets pissed and tells me we are through
>while twerking
>throws three vodka bottles at me but doesn't come close
>twerks out the door
>I close and lock the door and hide in my room
>whatthefuckisupwiththatfamily.webm
Look, if you're just gonna spam greentexts, we might as well have fun with it.
Carter Reed
Cooper Wright
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Hunter Moore
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of older men since middle school, when some priest fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date some boys
>announces that she's "seeing a man she met online
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the creep
>few days later, brings the guy home
>tall, scrawny neet with brown hair and glasses
>visibly sweating
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "he a faggot"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her boyfriend has said some creepy things
>she's worried that he's going to hurt her
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"I think I can heal him"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
>two days late
>sister calls me crying so hard I can barely make out the words
>"He drugged me"
>I don't know what to say so I just listen
>"He drugged me and he let all his friends fuck me and they filmed it user"
>I try to remain calm and tell her that I love her and ask her to come over
>She crying so hard she starts dry heaving into the phone
>I tell her to stay where she is and that I'll be there in a hour
>I hangup
>I go to the shower
>I turn the water up as hot as possible and sit down
>The water is so hot it burns
>I pull my legs up to my chest and cradle them as the tears come
>My skin hurts and turns red where the water touches
>I cry and cry and cry as the it pours over me
>I think about the priest
>I think about the videos he took
>The years I spent wanting to kill myself
>I have never told anyone but my sister
>The waters never hot enough to make me feel clean
Dominic James
Lincoln Perry
Lost. Gotta love dads!
Liam Reed
$1000!
Benjamin Gutierrez
India is combating it better than most other countries.
Dylan Anderson
Liberals: More sexual freedom for everyone!
Also liberals:
Jordan Williams
Easton Sanchez
Source?
Henry Baker
???
Lucas Cruz
James Hill
>be me
>37 yo
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him, still virgin
>pathological fear of viruses since middle school, when the teacher made us watch outbreak
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>been trying to fuck her for years
>one day announces that she "doesnt feel good"
>father and I start discussing plans on where to get TP
>few days later, sister still sick
>mom takes her to doctor, it's corona
>who gives a shit
>my father and I sit down and talk about acquiring TP
>discuss for a few minutes
>we go out
>dad tells me "be prepared to fight"
>we come home empty handed
>I got my ass kicked by a 19 yo fat chick with three kids
>I have two black eyes, and a broken nose
>dad can't stop laughing uncontrollably
>sister can't stop laughing uncontrollably
>mom just coughs uncontrollably
>try to get sister to suck my dick in exchange for TP
>denied.webm
>whole family laugh-coughs at me
>climb in shower
>water is as hot as it will go but feels lukewarm
>shit, now I have a fever
>reach out and grab TP and pull into shower with me
>TP gets heavy as it soaks up water from shower
>last roll of TP in house
>I may be a virgin and dying, but I'm taking the TP with me
Bentley Reed
Ryan Bennett
Oooooztralia...
Said nobody ever.
Dylan Morgan
body proportions wise this Bat Hung AF
Parker Russell
Brandon Jones
a small loa... Bag of 1000 Dollas
Ethan Rivera
Brayden Morris
Brody Hall
Well shit, they did becone a superpower
Joshua Reed
Julian Anderson
just saw the other one bro gg
Justin Diaz
Whoa was his post deleted?!?
Camden Bailey
Benjamin Brown
Oliver Ortiz
This is something a gas chamber with Jesus in it would say.
Samuel Price
Damn she gotta get it together, or she's not going to live long.
Jaxon Robinson
Austin Russell
Joe Biden.
Cameron Murphy
MJ is looking old man
Ryder Lee
Isaiah Green
People are saying in Germany.
People are buying in oil.
People are making in Dracula.
Anthony Gray
Charles Fisher
Lucas Jenkins
If this doesn't bring your blood to a boil, nothing will.
William Stewart
Adam Martinez
Mason Lee
Guess Trump fucked up then.
Matthew Peterson
Le Booga Kunigunde.
Andrew Bell
this is priceless.
Colton Gutierrez
Christopher Hernandez
I mean it IS sterile so...
Elijah Cooper
Hunter Robinson
David Murphy
cow peepee not sterile, im cow docter
Cooper Edwards
Im not the spammer, read it.