Why not get a 7 feet tall gf whose tits are so big that they could actually suffocate you?

She's pretty strange. I'm almost certain she exists just to be contrarian.

>She's about 5'10'' and around 30 years old
>She dates a guy who is 5'9'' and is 22
> extremely religious
>tomboyish about sports and outdoors stuff, extremely feminine about traditional female roles like being a mother/homemaker/cooking/etc. ("Oh, I can't use a barbecue! I'll just clean the dishes after")
>her parents married young

That's all I really know about her, but she's anomalous to say the least.

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