You think some short fembot will see this and be your gf.
Why not get a 7 feet tall gf whose tits are so big that they could actually suffocate you?
>shit talk short women
>"you want a short gf"
Are you sure you're a licensed armchair psychologist?
>tfw want a giant gf with the proportions of a shortstack with massive tits n ass
why cant i have it, lads?
I have a 5'4'' mega tit gf and nearly choke in her juggs at least twice a week
>have titcow gf
>sleep each night with me being the little spoon
>her tits are on my shoulders or the back of my head
>her tits cover my ears and neck they're so big
>turn around and bury my face in there while alseep
>wake up choking for air because her tits covered my whole mouth and nose cutting off my airway
>do this again every night for 8 years because the mega tits on my face are just worth it
pic related
This girl looks so much like someone I know from my law school and it's kinda fucking with my brain. I can't actually tell if it's her or not.
This is her reddit account, if you wanna see some more pics: reddit.com
>Uses green text to try to make a point
Ok short little man
Well, it's not her, which is simultaneously relieving and boring.
ah too bad
what's the girl from your law school like then?
Oh, I see. It's not actually a serious reply, it's just a troll. Well ok then.