Please, I want someone to hold me so badly

okay but you are only looking for biological females right

>I just listed those things because they're things I'd like to do for someone I love.

No you listed them because you believed there are a necessity. The only reason you felt the need to state them is to garner some form of sympathy. "I would do so much for you, just love me." Fuck you, retard.

>Are you telling me I should get into a relationship and then do nothing at all for that person because it would make me a retard?

The fact that you have to ask something so stupid shows me why you're alone.

>Why are you being so hateful?

Because you stupid fucks don't actually care about finding someone. I could tell you exactly what you need to do and you wouldn't listen to a word of it. You morons actually enjoy your own misery, hence why you remain.

>Doing those things for someone you love is entirely normal.

I didn't say they weren't, but using this as the base line of affection and stating this is why you should love me, is completely retarded. The poster deserves his own unhappiness.

>You would know that if you weren't a virgin that only has his parents' dysfunctional relationship to go on.

Already married, about to have a kid, fuck you. Stay mad, incel.

Johnny N? Is that you?

>The only reason you felt the need to state them is to garner some form of sympathy
Like I said, my point was to show that I want to put effort into a relationship. I'm not looking to sit back and be pampered constantly, I want to give. Like I said, I'm not saying that those are reasons somebody would love me, I'm saying that if somebody did love me, I would try my best to treat them well.

>You morons actually enjoy your own misery, hence why you remain.
I'm sorry, but at least for me, you're wrong. I was in a relationship for around 5 months and before things went bad it was one of the happiest times of my life, even with its flaws. And I didn't feel the way I do now, at all. And I've been actively seeking out a relationship recently as well. I was really starting to like someone, but when I asked them out they turned me down with "not looking for a relationship right now." I'm telling you this because I think it shows that, yes, a relationship would make me happy, and no, I'm not deliberately avoiding one or anything stupid like that.

Why are you being so mean?

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No idea who that is and it's a poor segue argument to use.

>Why are you being so mean?
Because he's a flustered incel who feels the need to lash out at the other crabs in his bucket.