Anyone else kinda glad they don't have a gf?

>Plus she would probably make fun of my small penis
sounds like ecstasy

Based post except for the part where you said
>I have had sex.

just broke up like 4 hours ago. i feel like shit.
i still love her and I already miss her but it had to be done, it wouldve been worse the longer it went on
i know this isnt the right place for this but fuck man, i let her become a part of me. the bed is gonna feel extra empty tonight

The only good aspect of it for me is the lack of drama.
Like, a I look at most relationships from people close to me, and every couple of months theres a fight or a volatile emotional situation that always make me think "thank god Im an autistic looser".

But it doesnt change the fact that I would do anything to be on their shoes

That emptiness does suck
But imagine getting a gf and having to go back to that emptiness because she left you
Or you caught her fucking a friend or your boss
I'm not sure how I would last the first night let alone rebuild

Femoids:
>Fuck countless skilled Chads with 8x6 cocks.
>Laugh at male virgins
>Laugh at short men
>Expect John Sinns tier of sex skills
>Will juge and laugh of any dude who is not at 1% peak sexual performance
"OMG why are men terrified of sex?"

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Fuck this. Its a hell of a rigged game this days.

Im glad i dont have a gf but only cos i have a bf

Im confident that we can force white males out of the gene pool. They are easily manipulated and we can create lots of fake graphs to make them scared to talk to girls.

How the fuck do I get a gf now that this covid virus has quarantined everyone?
My last year of uni as well, so there goes that as a place to meet people.
As for a workplace, don't people always say to not shit where you eat?