Any anons joined the army or national guard? What's it like? Did it take much to get prepared to serve...

i think you can get shorter contracts but i think they're for shit jobs.

Army
>Did it take much to get prepared to serve?
Yes. Paper work
>Why did you choose to do so?
Artillery Forward Observer. Am now a cav scout
>Are the notmalfaggotry levels similar to regular life?
Depends what you mean, the Army is not civilian life but sometimes it is and it can be annoying because its a culture clash. What I did notice is that if youre good at your job and most of all FIT then your status as either a beta or a chad can be overlooked. I was a loser in HS, got bullied, had no friends but then I joined the Army and thrived because I was super fit and could handle living without my phone, IG, facebook and being yelled at because I lived that mentality before joining. I was untouchable in my first few years.
>And what's the deal with w*men in the military?
The biggest whores on the planet, its not an exaggeration either. Stay away from them. They all join to get dick and be the centre of universe. They all come from broken background, sexual abuse, they get tattoos, they get boob jobs, they get pregnant to avoid deploying. This is all in a 4 year term. The amount of dissension they cause is terrible, totally fucks up the dynamic of the male social world throwing a cunt into the mix. Suddenly the alpha male isnt an anlpha male because the girl disapproves of him. Its pathetic how men, even soldiers act when theres some pussy thrown in their face.

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>Stay away from them
that was my experience, too. jesus fucking christ. so much drama over some girls, and what's worse is that some of them love it.

>got selected for MSOS
give us your stats user, mainly pullups and how much you can ruck march

>The biggest whores on the planet
Just what I was worried about. I would hope they'd be treated the same as men and that sort of dynamic wouldn't have such a chance to emerge in the first place.

6 ft 190 lbs. FILBE was like 120 lbs. That and a rifle. 29 pull ups.

>and what's worse is that some of them love it.
They all love it. They use the excuse of 'well its not my fault they want to fuck me, youde do the same" when it is entirely their fault for placing themselves in that situation knowing full well what would happen.
>I would hope they'd be treated the same as men
They dont, they get treated better. They use sex to gain power. What they usually do is fuck all the popular guys or the most popular chad NCO and essentially become his queen. They dont get shat on when they go to sick parade or get injured which is alot, they get promoted and put on courses faster, they dont have to serve as long as men. Its fucked up.

Ok chad. Seriously I envy guys who are lucky enough to have the smoothest careers and get through their enlistment happy and accomplished. Mine was fucked from the start. i wanted to go airborne then SF then get out and be a cop and join the TRT but it never happened, all because i told them I had asthma as a kid and had dislocated a shoulder a week before. if I had kept my mouth shut I would go in, did what i wanted and Ide be happy.I would have gotten my wings, gotten my beret, gone to afghan and or iraq, done SFthen go out happy and satisfied. Now Im broken failure, 30yo whos never made it passed private, never deployed to a war and am basically an alcoholic. Im too old to recover and try again. I might get fit enough but as a 30 I wouldnt be able to take orders from men younger than me and that wouldnt work in an SF team.

>Army
>National Guard
Sorry I'm not a brainlet. I'm literally joining the Air Force after I get my degree this semester.

don't get a medical job unless its lab/radiology/admin admin etc. medical jobs are the fucking worst for people that hate dealing with people. it's really fast paced chaotic and stressful. i was in the air force for a 4 year contract. i thought it would be easy because the "lol chairforce" meme. let me fucking tell you something, it ALL comes down to the job and squadron. my job was a major part of why i never reenlisted. just go guard.
>And what's the deal with w*men in the military?

women ruin everything. once you let women in, they start complaining about shit and they implement lots of new rules to make the women happy. almost all of the military is safe space pc fake positive bullshit. the only place where you can just bullshit and be boys with your flightmates is special forces or infantry just cause there aren't any women there yet.