Raping and pillaging makes you ripped as fuck
How did the vikings work out? What kind of exercises did they do?
Brody Davis
Landon Edwards
most of them were full time farmers who went on one or two raids in their lifetime
They weren't even all that violent, the vast majority of seafaring norse were just traders and merchants, they opened up supply lines and shit to get wealthy. But nobody makes shows or comics about some average dude trying to shave a few days off of his transit between the british isles and the iberian peninsula so he can pack marginally less rations to include a few more reams of fabric or something.
practice swordfighting with wooden swords from childhood
Blake Morgan
>man these dresses and linens are so LAME, bro! these bitches should be wearing BIKINIS and YOGA PANTS whooaaah then i could see their butts and stuf WOOOOOAH that would be so EPIC!!!!!
why did it have to go down this way...
Henry Roberts
literally how the fuck are you quoting you dumb fuck
Angel Jackson
ur mom
Thomas Howard
Farming and hard manual labor.
Levi Kelly
shopping the heads off pear-shaped anglo men
Adam Young
Dominic Lopez
Ancient people didn't go to the gym.
They literally had nothing to do except eat non-processed food and do manual labor so naturally they'd get strong pretty quickly
Nolan Brown
plus they were manlets