Give me a routine that will get me into the navy seals. I'm a listless neet with nothing else to aim for in life

Give me a routine that will get me into the navy seals. I'm a listless neet with nothing else to aim for in life.

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>Suck ZOG cock x F
Also stop posting this shot thread everyday

1 hr lift every day monwenfri upper
Tuethurs lower
1hr run every day 4 mile run Monday Friday 1.5 miles Tuesday Thursday 7 miles Wednesday
200 push ups a day 50 pull ups 200 sit ups 500 flutter kicks
Swim any time you get the chance and work on combat side stroke, also if your a pussy don’t do any of this because you won’t make it through buds anyways but if your no a fag after your in damn good shape go to a recruiter go to meps hopefully your not colorblind take your pst and get your contract to go to buds, you got to be a hardass to make it through those guys can smell fear a mile away

Well first you need to have above average ability in the army

What the fuck are you talking about NAVY seals not army seals fucktard

No. If you want a special operator contract, you ensure you train until you reach auto-qual scores and then are offered a contract to enlist with that contract (unless you fail).

Read Stew Smith for workout plans. If you actually want this you are lucky. It is nearly impossible to go from zero to the physicality required if you are working full time. It will take a year for you to get physically qualified if you commit fully and are unencumbered. Purchase the book "Breaking bud/s".

Pro-tip: prevent repetitive use injuries and do not become so excited that you "train through pain". It's better to wait another 6 months training than try to be Goggins and ruin your chances. There is pushing through discomfort, and there is pushing yourself into permanent injuries that will ruin your chances before you even begin.
If you have done drugs, don't even try to get an SO contract. You will either lie (which there is a good chance they will find out at some point during your TS clearance investigation and you will be well and truly fucked) or you will admit it and you will not be offered a contract.
Oh and for the love of God do not mention that you are going down this path to ANYONE, even people who knew Navy Seals and you believe you may be able to get training advice from. They will not help you, and if you do not get your contract, fail in bud/s or SQT, or just get injured and processed out they will certainly believe (and tell everyone) you weren't good enough.

Realistically? Go join the army on an 11x contract, get your $40,000 bonus for infantry, save all your pay, and at the 4 year mark if you are well and truly prepared, motivated, and still in love with the military apply for SFAS and go down that road.

Shit is that true about the drugs part? What if you get a moral waiver
>t. Criminal record fag
Not going for seals but looking for whichever branch will give me a recon/raider contract since ill need a few waivers

*recon or ranger I meant, I’m aware raiders take a few years of prior service
And I’ve heard 18x contracts in the army have a nearly impossible time of passing SFAS

For special operator contracts, the navy is very selective. We are not in a time of war, and they have an absolute fuck ton of 18-22 corn fed, all American, men from rural backgrounds who never touched drugs and dreamed of being seals from the day they were 14. Why should they do extra paperwork for you? You aren't special. No one is special. You could join in another rate, and try after a few years. However, if you don't want to do the other rate do not join: there is no guarantee you'll ever get a chance to go to bud/s. Marines are, once again, pretty picky about the drugs but probably more forgiving about the drugs / criminal records to get in. Once again, go in as a rifleman and get prepared. Then in a few years apply for marsoc. If you're 28 or under you have time.

Realistically, if you aren't squeaky clean, you'd have a better chance of becoming an officer than getting a high speed contract initially. The Army is the most forgiving with criminal records / drug use.

tl;dr Join in fun shooty boi mos, git gud, then apply if you still want to do it. The longer you put it off, the more chances you are giving yourself to permanently fuck yourself due to repetitive use injuries.

Shih officer might be the move then, will have a college degree in the next few months. Thanks for the advice bro.
Used to want to be a seal but realized kinda fucked my chances for that when I was younger n dumber, now just happy w anything lil bit more high speed than a 9-5