Cop pulls you over. What's teh first thing you do?

Aggressively reach around frantically in plain view of the officer, brandish my wallet in my hand like a firearm and leap out of the open window of the vehicle, running on all fours at the officer while yelling the entire time

Post the manifesto and start the livestream.

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Put my hands on the steering wheel.

Call 911 for verification.

Apologies for the sage good friend, this thread deserves better than that

police naturally love control.

first thing(s) i do are put windows down, turn car off and put keys on dash with hands on the wheel.

sets you up for getting off with a warning when they start talking shit and you tell them that you respect them enough to do all of the things above. they like that.

get license and insurance card out

Pin it on the deer

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“Sorry, new shoes, souls are a little heavy, think I ate dinner with your boss last week”

Panic, shout and make large sudden movements.