Cop pulls you over. What's teh first thing you do?

>Cop pulls you over. What's teh first thing you do?
Complain about OP being a faggot who creates shitty slide threads that bring down the value of Yas Forums and have no business here, resulting in me time and time again having to sage his shitty threads

Attached: 1586031057906.gif (268x200, 1.73M)

I’m not a nigger, so I’ll be *not disrespectful* and everything will go fine.

thats exactly how you get on the cops worst side. its best to humanize yourself and get the officer talking

Shut off my car keys on the dash with all my shit so some roid man doesnt shoot me.

Prepare my sovereign citizen defense, of course.

Attached: larrybirthday'97.jpg (638x423, 46.26K)

Do a three sixty, walk out of Gamestop