Cop pulls you over. What's teh first thing you do?

Aggressively reach around frantically in plain view of the officer, brandish my wallet in my hand like a firearm and leap out of the open window of the vehicle, running on all fours at the officer while yelling the entire time

Post the manifesto and start the livestream.

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Put my hands on the steering wheel.

Call 911 for verification.

Apologies for the sage good friend, this thread deserves better than that

police naturally love control.

first thing(s) i do are put windows down, turn car off and put keys on dash with hands on the wheel.

sets you up for getting off with a warning when they start talking shit and you tell them that you respect them enough to do all of the things above. they like that.

get license and insurance card out

Pin it on the deer

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“Sorry, new shoes, souls are a little heavy, think I ate dinner with your boss last week”

Panic, shout and make large sudden movements.

Hey. We don't let niggers post here.

Why the binos wrapped in cloth?

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grab DL and insurance, place on dashboard and rest both hands on steering wheel after rolling down window.

You can say what you want, and I'm not a fan of most cops but I'm not gonna get shot for no reason like a dumb nigger because I made a sudden odd move

Start shooting

Hide the weed

I'll turn on my mp3 and play some oink sounds

get my license over and put my hands on the wheel then when he comes to the window fully cooperate with him

>There's a gun in the glove box
>"Don't do anything stupid"
>Reaches for the glove box anyway
>draws firearm and points it at officer

youtu.be/dAdgZIDnu_s?t=159

get ready to talk myself out of another ticket like I've done the last 3 times I was pulled over

Hands on the wheel, be respectful but know your rights

>unzip pants
>pull out the 4 incher
>start masturbating while audibly groaning

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How do we solve the enforcer problem?

These goyim are not our allies

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Pray to Allah he doesn't drug wipe test me

get my documents ready.

White: immediately turn off engine, put on blinkers and ask cop if you can get your information out while remaining calm

Black: option 1: immediately become belligerent and curse while calling the cop racist. Option 2: jump out of the car while its still rolling and run

Jew: Start crying and call daddy (female). Call cabal and have cop killed in an "accident" (male).

Lead them on a high speed chase and then pull over in a safe spot and say haha just kidding bro

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Grab my gun and prepare to end his life.

Save time and shoot myself

I put my hazard lights on, slowly come to a stop. Lower my window a little, hands at ten and two. When they ask for my license and insurance I explain where there are first. If I get a ticket for anything, I sign it and go to court and fight it there

Tip him of course

Start shooting.

Politely inform him that I am armed.

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Put a bunch of saliva so it’s dripping from my nose. Don’t think he’ll be asking for my dl.....

AM. I. BEING. DETAINED? REEEEEEEEE

License/Registration/Insurance already out: Easily accessible in my visor

Phone recording

Me:Why did you pull me over?
Cop: You were speeding, where you heading?
Me: I'm not discussing my day
Cop: (More questions or a statement)
Me: Am I being detained or am I free to go?

Free to go: collect papers and leave
Detained: I invoke my 5th amendment right to remain silent and request the presence of a layer before further questioning

Then I shut the fuck up.

i pull over

Put on my MAGA hat

Let him know about one of my guns

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what's this from? i've seen it a lot

youtube.com/watch?v=fOO99qcASEM

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i pull over and open the window, let both hands rest on the wheel and wait for instructions like it is told in driving school. usually they want your papers so you announce that you are getting your wallet from your pocket, wait for them to say go ahead and then slowly execute the process, also as told as in driving school

>More questions or a statement

Just say you got a ticket.

>one of

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he was just trying to show the officer his gun he did nothing wrong

Eat my meth

open the door to get some fresh air and and lean over to get my license and registration

Start screeching "AM I BEING DETAINED? AM I FREE TO GO?" at the top of my lungs.

>Cop pulls you over. What's teh first thing you do?
Complain about OP being a faggot who creates shitty slide threads that bring down the value of Yas Forums and have no business here, resulting in me time and time again having to sage his shitty threads

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I’m not a nigger, so I’ll be *not disrespectful* and everything will go fine.

thats exactly how you get on the cops worst side. its best to humanize yourself and get the officer talking

Shut off my car keys on the dash with all my shit so some roid man doesnt shoot me.

Prepare my sovereign citizen defense, of course.

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Do a three sixty, walk out of Gamestop