It starts with the shits. No wonder everyone was hoarding TP. If you get the shits first...

This is just a sensationalist headline meant to scare boomers with digestive problems

Haven't shat in like 4 days I'm all good.

Hold on anons, I'm going to go poop. I'll keep you all updated and informed on it's consistency.

I've had the shits pretty bad recently but I've also been drinking harder than any doomer ever could. We'll see I guess.

Lmao

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i haven't had a solid shit in 2 weeks... fuck!!!!

well?

This user was right then:

Could be dehydrated

Yes, but, the old adage "Feed a cold, starve a fever." should apply. Stop eating then stop shitting.