OH GOD ANONS IT WAS HORRIBLE!!!!!!! I SHIT A STREAM OF BLOOD SO HARD THE PORCELAIN CRACKED. I WIPED AND I WIPED AND I WIPED AND I WIPED. 5? NO 6 ROLLS OF TOILET PAPER INTO THE BOWL AND IT JUST KEPT COMING. OH SWEET JESUS NO!!! TAKE ME NOW, I'M IN CORONACHAN'S GRIP!!!!!!!!
It starts with the shits. No wonder everyone was hoarding TP. If you get the shits first...
Jace Richardson
Asher Campbell
Oh wait, nevermind anons. False alarm, I forgot that I ate a Chipotle burrito yesterday. This happens every time I do that, happening = cancelled.
Nathan Anderson
>Bill Gates warns: impact could be very, very dramatic - more than 33 million deaths
how come Yas Forums didn't see this coming? literally son of planned parenthood head
Anthony King
Jimmy johns suck you deserve the virus
James Anderson
I've had diarrhea all week. I've also felt light headed, and had a headache. No cough though. But i'm under a lot of stress right now. So who knows if it's Corona or stress.
Tyler Jones
It's possible, I had something that ticked all the boxes but I just figured it was a "bug".
Lucas Perez
For everyone freaking out about having the shits:
>When they presented to a hospital, 99 of the 204 people — or 48.5% — were experiencing digestive symptoms.
>The main digestive symptoms among the study cohort were a lack of appetite, in 83 individuals, and diarrhea, in 29.
So 29 out of 204 Chinese corona patients had diarrhea? On any given day, how many random Chinese people have diarrhea? Because I would have easily guessed 10 to 15%, considering they eat bats etc. The statistically significant digestive symptom is clearly lack of appetite, not diarrhea.