It starts with the shits. No wonder everyone was hoarding TP. If you get the shits first...

This is just a sensationalist headline meant to scare boomers with digestive problems

Haven't shat in like 4 days I'm all good.

Hold on anons, I'm going to go poop. I'll keep you all updated and informed on it's consistency.

I've had the shits pretty bad recently but I've also been drinking harder than any doomer ever could. We'll see I guess.

Lmao

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i haven't had a solid shit in 2 weeks... fuck!!!!

well?

This user was right then:

Could be dehydrated

Yes, but, the old adage "Feed a cold, starve a fever." should apply. Stop eating then stop shitting.

Beans, beer, meat, and coffee. Define the difference between those shit storms and this one.

ITS SPREADING TOO QUICKLY TO CONTAIN, QUARANTINES ARE BEING IGNORED AND RENDERED INEFFECTIVE ON TRACK FOR THE ABSOLUTE WORST CASE SCENARIO. MASS FATALITY EVENT IN THE MAKING. PREPARE FOR LONG TERM ECONOMIC AND POLITICAL INSTABILITY..

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No its the other way around.
Feed a Fever
Starve a Cold.

what's with the potatoes tits?

but ive had diarrhea since i was a young lad

Fake and gay

Yeah I'm not sure whether i have beer shits or the Shanghai shits

My stomach felt weird yesterday... Is it better to fast or to eat for this virus? Also my throat is producing phlegm but no cough yet. Do I have it? oO

health.com/condition/cold-flu-sinus/feed-a-cold-starve-a-fever

I was literally just having diarrhea

Are you fucking kidding me?

I live in New York BTW

My stomach has been killing me all week, what the FUCK!!!

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>I DON'T KNOW WHY
>IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW HARD HARD YOU TRY

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We (gf and I, 30 and 31 y/o) had the shits a good week after the first symptoms (sore throat, coughing). Symptoms come and go in more severe forms every couple of days.

Only got the shits now. Other than that it seems fine. Nothing all too severe I just kept on working throughout.

here, they tell about losing the sense of smell
but it's a certain doctor salomon (can't make such shit up: it's whom micron chose to be director of crisis, here...) telling it, so he might be so incompetent and shitwitted he didn't realize it is because of a stuffy nose

I thought the idea was starve bacteria, feed virus, because bacteria needs food to survive, while you need food to beat back virus

>Just started
You'll gradually discover the weakest cold ever has failed to do anything.

I'm literally on the John right now squirting out poop juice. Fuck

reminder
get the shits, give the gift
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I hope this is a shoop. I had gnarly diarrhea last week. It was foamy and I had tummy gurgles and bubbles.

same

lol. you have no idea what's going to happen to you. you're just as fucked as any chink. repent now

Oh fuck.
I started having nausea yesterday.

>Could be
The entire world is shutting down over a virus that no one knows the symptoms of and no one knows anyone that has it.

Oh shit, me too. I keep going on 2 day benders (a 5th in the span of 12~ hours). I've never had the shits like this when I used to hit the bottle hard before.

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Its not.
>The researchers analyzed data from 204 COVID-19 patients, average age nearly 55, who were admitted to three hospitals in the Hubei province between Jan. 18 and Feb. 28, 2020. The average time from symptom onset to hospital admission was 8.1 days.

>
Almost half of coronavirus patients have digestive symptoms, study finds

By Robert Preidt

March 19, 2020 / 4:40 PM / HealthDay

Diarrhea and other digestive symptoms are the main complaint in nearly half of coronavirus patients, Chinese researchers report. Most patients with the coronavirus have respiratory symptoms, but these findings from the early stages of the outbreak show that digestive problems are prevalent in many patients with COVID-19.

"Clinicians must bear in mind that digestive symptoms, such as diarrhea, may be a presenting feature of COVID-19, and that the index of suspicion may need to be raised earlier in these cases rather than waiting for respiratory symptoms to emerge," wrote the investigators from the Wuhan Medical Treatment Expert Group for COVID-19.

The researchers analyzed data from 204 COVID-19 patients, average age nearly 55, who were admitted to three hospitals in the Hubei province between Jan. 18 and Feb. 28, 2020. The average time from symptom onset to hospital admission was 8.1 days.
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However, the finding showed that patients with digestive symptoms had a longer time from symptom onset to hospital admission than patients without digestive symptoms, 9 days versus 7.3 days.

>had shit problems all my life
>still alive somehow
>china
What ever you say doc.

Just change your diet fatty

My tummy has been upset for weeks, but that's quite normal

but do you poo in the loo?

>Japan panic buying spread to Europe
damn weebs. I bet they had something to do with this!

Stop eating shit after midnight change diet easy fix worked for me.

I hardly ever get diarrhea, so clearly it's not my diet.

HE NEVER CAME BACK

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ive had diarrhea all week but I've also got IBS and have been eating more than usual with my forced NEETdom. Guess I'll find out soon if I'm sick

sirs a poo just flew over my house sirs buy bsv

I DONT KNOW WHY
DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW MANY PLYS

he's still shitting

AAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAH I'M GONNA
AAAAAAAAAH POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

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where do you poo?

Eating pizza rolls 3 times a day and drinking nothing but mountain dew will do that to you

Based. keep eating healthy, stay positive and stress free and repent to God.

Yeah me too
I had to shit every day
Do i have corona?

Kek

I really hate this virus.

miscreant
surf the Kali yuga, faggot!

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Woke up last night with the shits. Shit 4-5 times, it was liquid nothing solid. Felt like I was peeing out of my asshole.

I feel 100% ok but just checked temperature after reading this thread and it’s 100.5. No breathing problems. I haven’t left my house in 6 days except to go to ducking Jimmy Johns last night. What do I do?

Hey guys, before you freak:

It only shows in 1 of 3 cases where someone has digestive problems.

80% is anorexia ie not eating for 9 days before going to the hospital. Read the fucking report before freaking people out.

So should poeple take shit stoppers? Or just shit it out? I though this was a lung virus.

Also one of the ways of boosting immune systems is vitamin C
The CDC is reccomending 10 grams a day
That's gonna give a lot of people the shits regardless. But only in quick bursts.

OH GOD ANONS IT WAS HORRIBLE!!!!!!! I SHIT A STREAM OF BLOOD SO HARD THE PORCELAIN CRACKED. I WIPED AND I WIPED AND I WIPED AND I WIPED. 5? NO 6 ROLLS OF TOILET PAPER INTO THE BOWL AND IT JUST KEPT COMING. OH SWEET JESUS NO!!! TAKE ME NOW, I'M IN CORONACHAN'S GRIP!!!!!!!!

Oh wait, nevermind anons. False alarm, I forgot that I ate a Chipotle burrito yesterday. This happens every time I do that, happening = cancelled.

>Bill Gates warns: impact could be very, very dramatic - more than 33 million deaths
how come Yas Forums didn't see this coming? literally son of planned parenthood head

Jimmy johns suck you deserve the virus

I've had diarrhea all week. I've also felt light headed, and had a headache. No cough though. But i'm under a lot of stress right now. So who knows if it's Corona or stress.

It's possible, I had something that ticked all the boxes but I just figured it was a "bug".

For everyone freaking out about having the shits:

>When they presented to a hospital, 99 of the 204 people — or 48.5% — were experiencing digestive symptoms.
>The main digestive symptoms among the study cohort were a lack of appetite, in 83 individuals, and diarrhea, in 29.
So 29 out of 204 Chinese corona patients had diarrhea? On any given day, how many random Chinese people have diarrhea? Because I would have easily guessed 10 to 15%, considering they eat bats etc. The statistically significant digestive symptom is clearly lack of appetite, not diarrhea.