Why didn't they bring lava back from mt doom and safely destory the ring from rivendell?

There is no safety. They literally can’t trust no one. They could have gone to Rohan instead of through the mountains but they didn’t know if Rohan could be trusted. they wanted to avoid Gondor too.

Do you realize that lava is just molten rock and that if you somehow extracted it it would just become solid again?

He conquers ME without the ring and then waits a couple of millennia for the volcano to go inactive.

that's completely retarded, what is this game of thrones?

it would find its way out anyway

so just microwave it

The Eagles represent America and their intransigence about helping in both world wars, only showing up at the end to take all the credit

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Nazgul were patrolling north of Gondor around the river at the time the ring was passing and would have gone further if the eye spotted eagles coming from the north.
And the eagles would have had to go past or dangerously close to Isengard too, this rules out Rohan probably.
Beyond all this the eagles couldn't carry much or go very far so they would be short on supplies.

The eagles are cunts and only show up when victory is pretty much secured.

they have a fucking wizard on their side, are they retarded. Why didnt Gandalf do shit