Why didn't they bring lava back from mt doom and safely destory the ring from rivendell?

why didn't they bring lava back from mt doom and safely destory the ring from rivendell?

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Rivendellian tariffs are fucking insane

lava would cool as soon as it left the great fires of mount doom, the chamber was also twisted, and pregnant with the ancient and raw powers of middle earth as well, so it kind of had to be there.

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lava is too hot too pick up you fucking reated

so put it in a magic fucking cup you dumb fuck its fantasy land.

show me one magic cup in lord of the ring you spastic

They legit could have just used the eagles and there's nothing you lotr autist can tell me to justify it's not true

Get fuckes retard your movie made no sense and it's shit

>Ancient Symbols....
>Discovered 1610


Ok...........

The whole point of the mission was stealth and it’s not very stealthy to fly eagles into a land with evil spirits that can fly dragons and hordes of orcs with bows

Also did you miss the part where the Ring pretty much corrupts everyone around it? If the eagles decided to steal it they’d be fucked

Ive heard 2 things

1. That was the original plan but Gandolf fell.
2. The eagle would not go near Modor because of the eye.

Why didn't Frodo just put the ring around his big hairy hobbit cock and tell Sauron to come and get it?

Why didn't Gandalf use a super speed spell on Frodo so he could run like the Flash to Mt Doom?

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Why didn't they tell the Dwarves there was a mithril deposit under Mount Doom and let them dig underneath it?

The eye only exists in the movies

Delet this for reminding me of the Yugo duels in LotD, I struggled

Why didnt they just encase the ring in a ball of iron and drop it in the ocean???

Why didn't they just throw it into another volcano?

That would be brilliant, the Ring wouldnt be destroyed but how the fuck would Sauron get it out?

Couldn't the eagles have at least taken them to gondor or somewhere else that was safe and closer to the eye than rivendell?

There is no safety. They literally can’t trust no one. They could have gone to Rohan instead of through the mountains but they didn’t know if Rohan could be trusted. they wanted to avoid Gondor too.

Do you realize that lava is just molten rock and that if you somehow extracted it it would just become solid again?

He conquers ME without the ring and then waits a couple of millennia for the volcano to go inactive.

that's completely retarded, what is this game of thrones?

it would find its way out anyway

so just microwave it

The Eagles represent America and their intransigence about helping in both world wars, only showing up at the end to take all the credit

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Nazgul were patrolling north of Gondor around the river at the time the ring was passing and would have gone further if the eye spotted eagles coming from the north.
And the eagles would have had to go past or dangerously close to Isengard too, this rules out Rohan probably.
Beyond all this the eagles couldn't carry much or go very far so they would be short on supplies.

The eagles are cunts and only show up when victory is pretty much secured.

they have a fucking wizard on their side, are they retarded. Why didnt Gandalf do shit

That's not how wizards operate. Gandalf is a Maia, which is one step below a Valar, which is one step below Illuvatar, aka God. His job is to give hope to people and let them sort their way out. But of course, this is not in the movies, not even in the Lord of the Rings books, it's only in The Silmarillion, so only nerds know about this.