Would Yas Forums rather be eaten by a Shark or Crocodile? Also name your favorite killer shark/croc kinos.
Would Yas Forums rather be eaten by a Shark or Crocodile? Also name your favorite killer shark/croc kinos
Nolan Gonzalez
Christian Scott
Crocodile, sharks are cucks
Hunter Edwards
Shark the ones who go for humans are large enough they probably kill you in one bite
Crocodiles are fucking brutal. They either drown you or barrel roll until you lose your limbs.
Brayden Cooper
based
Isaac Edwards
Aren't shark attacks on humans EXTREMELY rare and they often back off when they realize that it's a surfer and not a turtle, that's why there's so many of those one-handed surfer chicks? Crocodile's don't care, they're bottom feeders, it's gonna be horrible.
Nolan Bailey
>Aren't shark attacks on humans EXTREMELY rare and they often back off when they realize that it's a surfer and not a turtle, that's why there's so many of those one-handed surfer chicks?
They only bite because they're curious.
Julian Campbell
Crocodiles are dumb and slow so you have a better chance of escaping
Ian Morris
>Also name your favorite killer shark/croc kinos.
Fucking nature docs, man. Fuck movies, just watch those.
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Have you ever seen something like this? Can you imagine being that wildebeest? Never seen anything like this big water monster before in your life and all of a sudden its got its teeth in your neck or face and it's just fucking drowning you, man. It's biting into you with strength you've never seen before and it's drowning you while tearing you apart, and you don't even know what's going on. That shit's just horrifying. No filmmaker could possibly replicate this.
Landon Turner
theres a chance a shark will take a nibble and fuck off. a croc won't let go
Zachary Morales
Crocs try to drown people when they grab them. Sharks just slice you to pieces with their razor sharp teeth. I guess I'd go for the mercy kill and take the croc.
Jose Bennett
I fuckin hate crocs
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Dominic Jones
You can swim with sharks, you can't swim with crocs,
Noah Brooks
>Yep, that's me.
Jeremiah Collins
Sharks don't eat humans deliberately. They accidentally nite you because they confuse you for an injured seal or something and then spit it out. They don't eat human meat. So a croc is much worse.
Alexander Hall
Hippos are the niggers of the animal kingdom
Ryder Brooks
I just found out they are really fast on land recently. Gosh dang, no wonder they've survived this long acting like big, slow lizards when they are actually really good at sneaking and running.
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Angel Miller
That would be niggers.
Brody Morgan
>shark attacks on humans EXTREMELY rare
THIS IS BECAUSE THEY ARE OCEAN PREDATORS
HUMANS LIVE ON FUCKING LAND
IF MORE HUMANS WERE IN THE DEEP SEA YOU WOULD GET CHOMPED TO FUCKING BITS
Cooper Campbell
Who was in the wrong here?
Dominic Bailey
As you are well aware, crocs are nothing to fuck with.
Landon Howard
Rather eaten by a killer whale
Alexander Adams
That looks like a small one to me.
Cooper Sullivan
There's always a bigger one.
Isaiah Robinson
what's up with white people and animal fighting?
Adam Jackson
>americans
Easton Wilson
>Who was in the wrong here?
Dog owners obviously.
Gavin Nguyen
Yeah never fuck with crocs, dude. They're like vertebrates and shit. They'll fuck you up.
Luke Hall
>large predatory animals are nothing to fuck with.
Who knew?
Michael Martin
The 300+ humans pic related devoured apparently.
Thomas Evans
It's funny to me how people love to see animal gore but cry about animal abuse if you suck it's cock
Ian Russell
I don't think so. Animals are creatures of habit, they know what food they need through generations of evolution, humans are apparently shit food for them and they will fight back, risk/reward ratio is now worth it. The main reason why they even attack humans is because they think it's a turtle or a seal or they're curious and since they have no other way of figuring things out they bite for taste. Shark attack death ratio is like 5%, in most cases they just bite or bump into you and fuck off.
Aiden Campbell
t. Adam Johnston
Jacob Smith
Can you rephrase the question?
Easton Russell
I'd stay the fuck away from both. You got to respect that both of these creatures have barely changed after millions of years of evolution. Clearly they won the genetic lotto.
Ian Rogers
nooooo not the heckin sharkerinos they didn't mean to give you a frighten and eat you for sustenance noooo they were just curious little sharkerinos booping around looking for cuddles
Levi Carter
>jawlet
Tyler Wood
>that thunderous noise when it strikes
holy shit
Brayden Wood
>greenfags
Carter Smith
they're equally horrible deaths. if it's any consolation, a croc would be less wasteful, you'd be stored away for later feeding sessions, possibly serve as food for baby crocs as well.
>shark kinos
Deep Blue Sea
The Meg
Bait 3D
Red Water and the first Shark Attack were pretty watchable low-budget flicks
feels like I'm forgetting something else, might have something to do with the letter J but I can't put my finger on it
>croc kinos
Alligator
Dark Age
Rogue (2007)
Black Water
Crawl
Tobe Hooper's Crocodile was a fun cheapo thing too
>barrel roll
it's called a death roll
some truth to this, there's a reason oceanic whitetips have the largest body count. they're opportunistic predators, ready to devour humans, not out for a seals or turtles like a great white. we're lucky they're an open water species
Zachary Ross
both sound pretty bad, my man
Nicholas Ramirez
Incredibly based post. I'd almost say too based for comprehension even.