Would Yas Forums rather be eaten by a Shark or Crocodile? Also name your favorite killer shark/croc kinos

I fuckin hate crocs
youtube.com/watch?v=_Kowrl-hc6I

You can swim with sharks, you can't swim with crocs,

>Yep, that's me.

Sharks don't eat humans deliberately. They accidentally nite you because they confuse you for an injured seal or something and then spit it out. They don't eat human meat. So a croc is much worse.

Hippos are the niggers of the animal kingdom

I just found out they are really fast on land recently. Gosh dang, no wonder they've survived this long acting like big, slow lizards when they are actually really good at sneaking and running.
>youtube.com/watch?v=YJA4zOrSQDo

That would be niggers.

>shark attacks on humans EXTREMELY rare
THIS IS BECAUSE THEY ARE OCEAN PREDATORS
HUMANS LIVE ON FUCKING LAND
IF MORE HUMANS WERE IN THE DEEP SEA YOU WOULD GET CHOMPED TO FUCKING BITS

Who was in the wrong here?

youtube.com/watch?v=YN8aljHBkG0

As you are well aware, crocs are nothing to fuck with.

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