Would Yas Forums rather be eaten by a Shark or Crocodile? Also name your favorite killer shark/croc kinos

Would Yas Forums rather be eaten by a Shark or Crocodile? Also name your favorite killer shark/croc kinos.

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Crocodile, sharks are cucks

Shark the ones who go for humans are large enough they probably kill you in one bite

Crocodiles are fucking brutal. They either drown you or barrel roll until you lose your limbs.

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Aren't shark attacks on humans EXTREMELY rare and they often back off when they realize that it's a surfer and not a turtle, that's why there's so many of those one-handed surfer chicks? Crocodile's don't care, they're bottom feeders, it's gonna be horrible.

>Aren't shark attacks on humans EXTREMELY rare and they often back off when they realize that it's a surfer and not a turtle, that's why there's so many of those one-handed surfer chicks?
They only bite because they're curious.

Crocodiles are dumb and slow so you have a better chance of escaping

>Also name your favorite killer shark/croc kinos.
Fucking nature docs, man. Fuck movies, just watch those.
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Have you ever seen something like this? Can you imagine being that wildebeest? Never seen anything like this big water monster before in your life and all of a sudden its got its teeth in your neck or face and it's just fucking drowning you, man. It's biting into you with strength you've never seen before and it's drowning you while tearing you apart, and you don't even know what's going on. That shit's just horrifying. No filmmaker could possibly replicate this.

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theres a chance a shark will take a nibble and fuck off. a croc won't let go

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Crocs try to drown people when they grab them. Sharks just slice you to pieces with their razor sharp teeth. I guess I'd go for the mercy kill and take the croc.