Honestly there should be only 2 slavic states with only 2 languages - serbo-croatian(yugoslavian) and interslavic in...

Is Slovene that different though?

our languages are somewhat similar due to contact, not because they came from the same family, you utter nonce. Our languages are one of the oldest in europe, while your languages only came about ~1000 years ago. Genetically, on the other hand we're totally different from you. Also culturally.

Then maybe a reformed yugoslavian with removed turkish infuences would be the option to speak?

youtube.com/watch?v=uzDkZYyNeGQ
youtube.com/watch?v=U3jFS0TLKyo
youtube.com/watch?v=iVSl4bU5Uao
youtube.com/watch?v=7Agp1-MCQMo&t=1s

>Corrupted by Turkish
Says the guy whose language even lost the Slavic word for Easter

it's different enough not to have been a party to the Vienna Agreement of 1850 whereby Serbocroatian was formalised and neither was it subsumed into the common language of Yugoslavia over 70 years, so it must be

the Slovenian word for easter is Slavic - vel(i)ka noč

>hair style on thumbnails
Jesus Christ

>similar due to contact, not because they came from the same family
Dude, there is a literal balto-slavic proto family you retard.

but both zgoščenka and kondom are Slovenian words, wtf