Why english dialects aren't considered to be their own languages despite grammatical...

like james I and VI?

>hillbillies
Not actually an insult for us btw, idk if you meant it kind of jokingly or not.
The feeling's mutual from what I understand from older people, they couldn't understand other dialects when they were stationed with the military.

no.

Frisian
youtube.com/watch?v=TfUuHuUK_sk

Dutch
youtube.com/watch?v=RVSOxYBdI3k

Scottish Twitter is just full of Glaswegians who think they're speaking Scots but are really just speaking a deviant variant of Scottish English.

Have you tried reading norwegian?

>Norge er et nordisk, europeisk land og en selvstendig stat vest på Den skandinaviske halvøy. Geografisk sett er landet langt og smalt. På den langstrakte kysten mot Nord-Atlanteren befinner Norges vidkjente fjorder seg. Kongeriket Norge omfatter, i tillegg til fastlandet, Jan Mayen og Svalbard. Med disse to arktiske områdene omfatter Norge et landareal på 385 000 km2 og har et innbyggerantall på drøyt fem millioner (2016). Fastlands-Norge grenser i øst til Sverige, i nordøst til Finland og Russland

AHEM

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Yes, the people that pronounce words properly speak simplified English but the English don't.
And Scots isn't incorrect English since it didn't come from it :)

Norway is a Nordic, European country and independent state of the Scandinavian hemisphere. Geographically speaking is the country long and small. The longest coast is the North Atlantic side with fjords. The Kingdom contains the mainland, Jan Mayen and Svalbard. The perimiter that surrounds Norwegian's landmass is 385.000 square km and ??? millionaire (2016). Mainland Norway borders Sweden in the east and Finland and Russia in the North.

Mostly jokingly with a hint of insult

But fret not my friend, you guys are all right with me, despite me being a yankee. I’d like to think that my dialect is neutral since i’m a Northern VAfag