/brit/

different kind of feeling init

had a dream where i had a brother and my sister was shagging him and she was convincing my brother to kill me
think i hate my sister if my dreams are manifesting like this

put your dick in it

The American Democratic Party are a bit odd to place, ideologically speaking

membership ideology ranges from "could easily be a Tory" to "literal socialists"

been needing a new phone for a while right, had my old one for 4 years now and the battery barely held a charge. Had a look and went for the Samsung Galaxy S10 5G. Most of the features are just gimmicks, "innovashun" for the sake of a marketing ploy but the 5G in particular interested me especially with all the news coverage about the masts and that lately. There's a 5G mast in the town centre where I live, roughly a 15 min walk so I went out earlier to see if it was the real deal with the new phone. There's a programmable switch on the side of the Galaxy that you can customise like you make it turn off silent mode or do other functions so I made mine enable / disable 5G, it just goes to 4G when it's switched off. So I get down to the town centre and I'm standing literally right beside the mast and with the phone in my pocket. I was wearing shorts so I reached into my pocket and sort of pushed my phone inward still in the pocket and flipped the switch. Suddenly I could feel a massive wave of energy as the high-frequency sonic waves beamed from the mast straight to my phone that was now tucked neatly behind my tender bollocks and their insides were instantly cooked to the consistency of soft mashed potato.

the ol' 'rona has unironically pushed some mental boomers over the edge

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disagree wholeheartedly

ever heard of reddit spacing?

I think you have incestual and suicidal tendencies