/brit/

I want to wring the necks of everyone saying they can't wait to get back to work in the work group chat

don't care virgin

Pink Floyd
Led Zepplin

sue

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shut up barry

I like anime burger girls!

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post su69fagpooLOL

realised that the appeal of onlyfans is that you get 'personalised' photos from 'girl next door' types

also realised that the people who pay for it simply can't get nudes from a girl in any other situation and that's why they resort to it
have to say some of my best wanks were while getting snapchat nude videos of girls

constructing a sauce

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>simpletons
>exactly the replies i wanted
>The amount of people that just keep going >you've Iost the argument when you resort to greentexting your opponent's post and adding a silly picture to it proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.

>All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.

>Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" Yas Forums.

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different kind of feeling init

had a dream where i had a brother and my sister was shagging him and she was convincing my brother to kill me
think i hate my sister if my dreams are manifesting like this

put your dick in it

The American Democratic Party are a bit odd to place, ideologically speaking

membership ideology ranges from "could easily be a Tory" to "literal socialists"

been needing a new phone for a while right, had my old one for 4 years now and the battery barely held a charge. Had a look and went for the Samsung Galaxy S10 5G. Most of the features are just gimmicks, "innovashun" for the sake of a marketing ploy but the 5G in particular interested me especially with all the news coverage about the masts and that lately. There's a 5G mast in the town centre where I live, roughly a 15 min walk so I went out earlier to see if it was the real deal with the new phone. There's a programmable switch on the side of the Galaxy that you can customise like you make it turn off silent mode or do other functions so I made mine enable / disable 5G, it just goes to 4G when it's switched off. So I get down to the town centre and I'm standing literally right beside the mast and with the phone in my pocket. I was wearing shorts so I reached into my pocket and sort of pushed my phone inward still in the pocket and flipped the switch. Suddenly I could feel a massive wave of energy as the high-frequency sonic waves beamed from the mast straight to my phone that was now tucked neatly behind my tender bollocks and their insides were instantly cooked to the consistency of soft mashed potato.

the ol' 'rona has unironically pushed some mental boomers over the edge

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disagree wholeheartedly

ever heard of reddit spacing?

I think you have incestual and suicidal tendencies

for me it's omegle cam sex with plain jane latinas

>does fuck all

any song listing reqs for his latest & greatest album lads?

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dogshit

>gif
fuck off

The dream: living in one these new build monstrosities, owning a new VW Golf, and just living anonymously. I'd o drugs in my house. Order them through the post. Peep out the window and that. Phoaaw!

>golfball gimmick
dead
>bradley posting
on the ropes
>homealone
missing in action
>zo3y
undercover
>alan nasseem
dead
>lachie
dead
>turt
might as well be dead

the shift of /brit/

there's a chance of that.

any masterchef man in?

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got dat damn muddafuggen coonvirus

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what do we have now? gravyposting?

always enjoyed riling up rorke, making him type out paragraphs, then just responding with "don't care virgin"

makes him seethe

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Liverpool. Home..

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actual good post

5G mast made me shit myself

shut the fuck up rorke twat

pretentious mong

very reddit image