/brit/

I think I remember the original thread of this pasta, with the Turkish Ameriboo instead?

the lads at uni used to call me the Shagatronic, such was my potency in shagging birds

shagged well over a 100 bird myself just in the first 2 years at uni then I turned down the shag-dial a bit, must've only shagged 75 in my final year

digger
jigger
rigger
bigger

COOOOOOOOR

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lol enjoy marrying a girl like her and convincing yourself it's okay

all women are dirt

Swear naked women on the internet were just better looking back in the day

Nice job avoiding the question

/brit/ is a virgin general

lot of incel vibes in this thread