Why do Spaniards and their New World hellspawn call us pirates?

Exhibit Z #998564

Pirata de mierda

go back to your rainy little island, the new world belongs to the Church

So cringy when subhuman CHIs try to fit in with Latin American banter. Just stop. You're American. Just because your pregnant mother hopped the border fence and you speak broken, Tex-Mex Spanglish, doesn't mean you're an actual sudaca.

BASED

We don't call you pirates. You are known for the royal family and the football teams.

Based Jack Sparrow

The only ones calling you pirates are spaniards and argentinians.

this but unironically

>Coping pirate