1) Your country

1) Your country
2) Do you know how to pump your own gas?

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Strange phenomenon

do americans really have retarded people among them?

I once drove through rural oregon on a cross america road trip and literally every person was obese. literally 10 obese people all going about there day. It was hilarious

No

Designated gas pumpers? Do americans also employ people to hold their dick for them while they piss?

>gas
I can't take anyone seriously who calls petrol, "gas".

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No, i don't even drive

In brazil only qualified people can pump gas, no one can pump their own gas anywhere here, it's a federal law
To pump other people's gas the person must take a course and needs to be working as a gas attendant. You can't take the course and pump it yourself anyway, only the worker can pump for you

Americans don't pump their own gas wtf?

>almost died
How the fuck would you die pumping gas? You can't even light that stuff with a cigarette

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>>Americans don't pump their own gas wtf?
In some states they can. In many states, they need a special licence and only qualified people can operate the petrol pumps though.

Soon americans will require someone else to fuck their wives, since this is a service only qualified people should perform

Do americans really?

but it's literally just picking the right gas (which it usually says right on the gas tank cap, at least here in germany) putting the nozzle into the hole, triggering it and waiting until it's done. Why the fuck would you need a qualification to do that?

Pretty sure they already do.

>gas
but its a liquid

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Wait, are you guys saying that most of the world pump their own gasoline? Wtf?

Rural areas in america have different systems than in europe because fuel gets bought lessm You have to pressurise it to a certain bar level to get it flowing and disengage the suction valve when connecting to your vehicle and basically I made this all up.

We have gas station chains that are entirely self-service, nobody is employed at these.

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>there is gas in carbonated drinks

Poland
Yes and I'm pretty sure there isn't even a single person working as a gas pumper in this country. What the fuck are these lazy boomers afraid of any change in their life even on about? Almost died? Almost died of what? Do they think pumping gas is literally operating a pumpjack or something? You click a button on a hose and watch out for fires, that's it.

What if you want to buy food or smokes?

stop sucking british cock

and there is solid fecal in my farts but i dont say i am shitting when i am farting

You obviously try to look for a regular gas station with staff and a store.

I remember seeing this for the first time when I passed through Oregon when I was like 12. My father was driving and explained to me that some states do this, and I could never quite understand why they would actually employ someone to do this, when it's more cost-effective for the business to pay one less employee.

Your loss

GASOLINE

Talk about rationalizing a glorified jobs program.

What fucking qualification do you need to pump gas?

Why not call it like the white men do, ie. benzin/benzine/benzina/benzyna?

pretty sure its a union thing. probably left over from when all gas stations had people to help pump but they couldnt get rid of the regulation because it would make heaps of people lose their job so it is just stuck there

Fuck off yank cocksucker.

It's literally TWO fucking states that don't pump their own gas

Gasoline is a literal fucking brand name for the petroleum distillates we fuel our cars with. It's like calling tissues a "kleenex". The height of yank faggotry. Anyone who calls petrol, "gas", is a fucking idiot.

My parents' village also had a serviced station until a few years ago
It's typically one of those things that belong in 20th century

This. Thank you Poland for being rational