Who would outdrink the others in a bar showdown?

>I quit drugs to pursue a full-time alcoholic career
hehe

I quit doing everything to focus on heroin many years ago.

MR MOJO BINGEING

Artists today are so watered down. HD film has made it impossible to get away with anything. You can’t even fucking smoke cigarettes. Don’t snort or shoot, fentanyl will kill you, but really. Where’s the balls in music

>Where’s the balls in music
uhm hello

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Jim Morrison fat lol

Literally who in the middle

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Died of alcohol poisoning which is why she's being put in there with JIm and Kurt.

how the fuck can you not recognize amy winehouse lmao

obviously amy winehouse

I was born in 2001 and never really listened to contemporary music as a kid

>Kurt Crackhouse

They make on documentary and all of a sudden this record label novelty act has some semblance of authenticity but only to suckers. I’m not saying Amy didn’t have talent but no more or less than an average LA skank looking to be molded into the next big thing. She’s nowhere near important compared to these other two.

jim obviously

>average LA skank looking to be molded into the next big thing
Did you intend to also describe Morrison or was that just a coincidence?

winehouse might have been a dumb slut but she was singing honest to god mo-town in the 2000s and getting noticed for it.

I can't think of anything comparable to that, brining this extinct genre back from the dead and selling mad records except for that one freak susan boyle album.

Yeah, yelling about fucking your mom and singing about how awesome pussy on tv is is totally friendly to the industry. That’s what Morrison was known for, being radio friendly. Amy fans have been pushing her shit music for years just because she died doesn’t make it special.

Nigger I shoot fentanyl everyday. Fuck off with your Nancy Reagan bullshit. Fentanyl sucks anyway, they half life is way too short. Might as well be smoking crack.

>They make on documentary and all of a sudden
I didn't know they made a documentary about her. Neat. I don't know what it's like in the US but she's been critically and commercially acclaimed since before she died everywhere else.
>novelty act
I don't think you know what this means.
>no more or less than an average LA skank looking to be molded into the next big thing
Not sure why you're comparing a British soul act to an LA pop star but OK go off. Adele would be a much more apt comparison.

I'm not saying you're wrong, but I am saying it sounds like you think you're a lot more right than you are.

I was around when she got big and it wasn’t organically, there was a ton of industry money pushing her songs on to every rock station and music video channel. Nobody liked that shit, and the people that did and felt like ti was a breath of fresh air were not your typical lo town fans. Literally, it was for high school girls. It’s more novel than run dmc and aerosmith doing a song together my guy. Her catalog has been kept alive by the same people making her music relevant with re-releases and documentaries etc etc

>critically and commercially acclaimed
Imagine my shock

Also Adele sucks dick too

>The Doors weren't radio friendly and Jim wasn't just a pretty boy asshole who was elevated to counterculture icon by retards on acid
Check your delusions, user. Jim was just as big a meme as Amy and Kurt were.

I’m sure you would love to believe that cupcake, are you saying acid beads in the 60’s abd 70’s weren’t counterculture? Doesn’t even make sense. The fan base Amy has we’re girls driving their Volkswagen bugs to 10th grade chem class and her cd would be in a binder right next to their burned copy of the new Eminem album.

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Don't tell him about Jim's dad. Or Laurel canyon. Still love the Doors though. The CIA has some cool guys.

You seem to think she didn't:
>has some semblance of authenticity but only to sucker
Unless this means hipsters think she's cool now or something? Which I wasn't aware that had happened. Who do you think suddenly woke up to Amy Winehouse being a thing when she had a documentary made about her?
>Also Adele sucks dick too
She does. So do Duffy and Estelle and all the other bland as cookie cutter British blue eyed soul acts. I was saying I don't think your comparison to LA pop isn't apt beyond just "there is a record industry and they shill stuff" which is the case for literally every other genre/scene making even semi-mainstream music from jazz to pop to hip hop.

The difference is that the labels came to the acts, post disco companies started branding and creating their own acts more heavily and being involved with their image. Obviously acts like the doors had mainstream appeal but to compare their pop culture success with acts like Amy Winehouse is pure self flagellation and ignorance. K-pop uses this same industry template now, speaking of mo-town those are all pop acts, but does that mens they have literally any industry money or influence? The help of the digital age? Viral marketing? I don’t think so. The two time periods don’t even compare. Don’t tell me that Some Karen that was picking out which rubber colored bracelet she wanted at hot topic to let the boys know what sex acts she was into is even the same as a singer with published poetry and did regular stints in jail for what he did on stage is the same thing.