Spit a verse on the topic of the coronavirus, user

Uh, check yo' immunity my nigga
You said you were a gangsta , roam around in Italy nigga
You pussy dick, stay a week in Beijing nigga

My name is Da'Quan
and Da'Quan just fucked a bad bitch from Wuhan
Hit that Kitana pussy like Liu Kang
That's how we bang
... but then I rose, just to blow a load from my nose
Mucus fluid was all over my clothes
My throat was sour and, all I did was cough
My nose was swollen, all I did was sneeze
What the fuck is happening???
I turned on the TV, and I didn't believe it
I think I caught some serious shit! That covid-19 shit! nigga
Fuuuuuuuuck...
Since that day I never fucked a bitch without a rubber and a face mask

This is pretty good, thanks

Put the coronavirus in the Pyrex
So I give it to addicts direct
The only people I like aren't like that
I'm a mic pirate, hang out with my rats
Only virus I'm worried about is scurvy
Yarrrrr

guh fuck it im a neet anyway
whats a nigga to say
when he finds his way
in the bat cave
yellow nigga hungry for the flying rat
gotta attack, cookin soup thats where its at
im feeling sick
proly just the bong i ripped
coughin all over shit
here boy this shit is lit
got ahead and take a sip
thats how we got where we are slick

stuck here isolated
damn near castrated
on the surface stay frustrated
cause being calm is now outdated
all motivation has now dissipated
starting to love what i once hated
masturbating one two three times til i get dehydrated
sure seems like a nice way to keep my shoulder dislocated
gotta reup on my pornhub
got the free plug
free fuck, free tug, free suck
but aint no thing as a free hug
shit thats exactly what i need right now.

BASED

Best thread on mu right now

i's a country boy suh
beans and corn stacked upon stacks and old porn
toilet paper and a duty sworn
to hoard more and more, wanna can of peaches ya dirty whore?
come and get it, lick and split it
quarantine my deenz till i got a fish farm
so dont be alarmed i got it covered till a mother fucker decide to take me on. liberal state so cant placate the mob that makes me shake please wait i got a fami-*pop*

ayo b