Spit a verse on the topic of the coronavirus, user

Ah man, I hope I don't get ill
Hearing qbout the coronavirus still
When are people gonna sit back and a chill pill?
This line doesn't rhyme with the others

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pay me first

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okay jbenitex will give me like 3 minutes

Everybody was kung fu fighting
The virus spread as fast as lightning

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kek'd

DAAAAAYUUUUUM

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featuring Jorman God

My name is Todd
And that is right
I can't get it
Because I'm white

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I don't know if its good or not im high af atm

chink pox
chink pox
chink pox
chink pox
nigga got a
chink pox
chink pox
chink pox
chink pox
yellow mothefucker got here in tha hood
sneezing ching chong like mah niggas would
give him a tissue, dirty nigger coughing blood
this corona shit aint no good

I got the virus
Here it is, in my pee hole
My dick’s rotting off
Whoops, there goes my meat pole

top fucking kek

The real KEK is this fucking loser’s life.

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Dude I know how to laugh

im a ugly one

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Sifting through some nigger poo
Searching for a nigger clue
On how to cure this noodle virus
Safety always off, fuck off, Cyrus

this is me with makeup on lmao kek lulz cakez

okay man ima do a live version of me rapping so u dont call me ugly or w.e

coronavirus ain't real nigga
why i ain't seen no body bags, tell me what's the deal nigga
still out here fuckin ya bitch
why don't ya quarantine THIS *grabs junk*

Okay lmao uploading the video on a channel i odnt use but idk like 10 minutes tops?

not my best rap but fk it just for practice

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Xetinebj - Xetinebj

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Coof Coof nigga I'm done playing around
Imma superspreader bitch imma Coof right in your mouth
I got a motherfucking cabinet full a' kidney beans
I'll spray you like a silly string

nutted in a hoe and it spread like wuhan
thousand bucks a month from the fed
what we on

Ayo...

Ayooo.....

Ayo, check it

Went to the store, aint no TP
Called up yr mom she got the COVID-19
Whole fuckin town in a state of quarantine
Im straight chillin with some xans and some lean
Everybody sick, cant go outside
Mothafuckin bars all close at 9
No nightlife and no hoes to plow
Man i wish we had free healthcare right now

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god bless you

My nigga I got a story
About Chinese illness oh lordy
Bless the Floor B
This shit Be sordid
Rats bats gooks its covid
Bitin' at ya heels its morbid
The lore be keepin me up
Resident evil shit is so fucked
Label like Umbrella corp
And with my few bucks
Imma cop the yellow hazmat
Yer a corpse if ya can't afford it
And I don't feel shit
Cause I got two bricks
One in the stash
The other on the pedal
so I can floor it
You should stock up
Before the lack of
Good food and YouTube
Becomes so boring
And my shit like NORAD
And I give no two fucks
Cause we ain't throw hands
No, I don't feel bad
Keep ya distance
This raider ain't prepping
Cause I am real mad
I'll take ya fledglings
I'll take your paper
Protecc ya shorty
Cause I'm Gon rape her
She got no job
But she can schlob on my knob
Fix the Door hinge
Or I come blastin
I am like voorhees
My blade is ready
To split some pussy

Yo, uh-huh, yeah, bow wow
Coronavirus' whack
I'm gonna do a duck impression now
quack quack quack quack

Pack it up, pack it in, you're staying in
I came to win, battle me that's a sin
A turtle I mutate, increase the case rate
My show is hot, so catch me in any state

Get up, stand up, come on slap your hands up
If you've got the feelin' cough where someone's breathin'
six feet or less, I bring the thunder
Yo, I'll bust 'em in the eye and then they're six feet under

Feel it, funk it, yes ma'am I'm a handful
Take off your mask, it'll be extremely painful
in your House and for the docs, sure 'nuff I got props from the Capitol Hill
Plus the news round the clocks
I came to get down, I came to get down
So get out your seat and jump around

[chorus]

I'm served with Bat like Dan Devi-to
Now I'm down in your pipes, it's-a-me Mario
Spread like your moms I came to drop bombs
I got virions like the Bible's got Psalms

And just like a Round Trip Flight I'll return
by the next winter you're gonna get burned
'Cause you touch the PIN pad every time you swipe
So if you go to Target bring a handwipe

But if you do you're a fool, 'cause I duel to the death
Try and step to me you'll take your LAST BREATH
I gots the skill, come get your fill
'Cause when I shoot ta give, I shoot to kill
I came to get down, I came to get down
So get out your seat and jump around

[chorus]

I'm the cream of the crop, I rise to the top
I go where I please, into every mall shop
Messin' up your toilet paper, your market's on a taper
Try'n to vaccinate me as if my name was Vega

Vincent? Not me, not no punk bitch
Get used to one strain and you know I might switch
It up up and around, then buck, buck you down
take off your mask and then you wake up in the Dawn of the Dead

I'm comin' to get ya, I'm comin' to get ya
Spittin' out droplets homie I'll WET ya
I came to get down, I came to get down
So get out your seat and jump around

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That sum Viper shit right 5here
Listens to Aesop Rock once

Won't catch me outside with the peasants and sheeple
I'll be chillin' in my bed playin' Resident Evil
Cause one of you Zombies catch the virus,come to my home, you nose dive
Off my balcony while I sip Coronas and Vibe
I've got like 9 bullets and I'm struggling to survive
I'm in the underground facility where the T-Virus was contrived
And I'm playing advanced mode even though it's my first time
I probably should have picked standard but I'm like 9 hours in the grind
What are those weird things that try to kill from the ceiling?
This is a good game, but Silent Hill is more appealing
More strategic gameplay, but it lacks atmosphere
Kind of considering quitting the game, launching metal gear
'cause that's how life is survivin' with the virus
All the time in the world to play games that's timeless
On a PS mini I got for 30 dollars
Really came in handy during this emergency
Slaughtered
Dead
Now this beat gets layed to rest
Like the few that get this virus, 3.6%

This is the rythm of my life, the night, oh yeah
The rythm of the night
This is the rythm of my life, the night, oh yeah
The rythm of the night
This is the rythm of my life, the night, oh yeah
The rythm of the night
This is the rythm of my life
This is the rythm of my life
This is the rythm
This is the rythm of my life, the night, oh yeah
The rythm of the night
This is the rythm of my life, the night, oh yeah
The rythm of the night
This is the rythm of my life, the night, oh yeah
The rythm of the night
This is the rythm of my life
This is the rythm of my life
This is the rythm

you guys first - dre, take it from here -

Coronavirus is very bad
It’s really really really bad
It kills people, which is bad
That’s why it’s really really bad
Don’t hoard, that’s also bad
Word up

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>Spit a verse on the topic of the coronavirus, user
i don't do it for free

cough drop
got snot
stackin on TP at the walmart
takin all the cans, use a cart cart
stayin home broke got no job job
I think I'm comin with something nigga
if I cough too much just pull the trigger
if you're a boomer it'll come and get ya
fuck your grandparents I keep all the tissues

That doesn't really seem to be trying to be Aesop Rock at all

already had one lying around for a Yas Forums album, i'll post it
Told the chink was a go so we passed her round
That plague the families, Communist dumping ground,
Somebody call the pastor, this fuckers possessed
And i won't stop until this plague is addressed,
And i won't stop soaking tissues until corona's spread
With the chinese government draggin me out of my bed
Just another chink rapper who was just found dead
Suicide with two bullets to the back of my head
"There's more death than been reported" thas all I said
Then the front door to dojo blew right then open
Communist party squad for dissenters was scopin'
Kung-fu on their asses like Bruce Lee, choke them
Black belt in sneeze and cough, fuck a mask then
Like some dumb round eye westerner pretend
To care about china as it's not them
Not worried about bing bong, just their westerner friends

Uh, carona virus outbreak, for your healths sake its advised and reccomend you take a break from socializing as to not awake and further disseminate the disease but yo bitch ass knees prolly weak cuz you ain't never step out to seek any company, they dont want you anyway, a freak of your physique will give off any shriek on the street.

Okkk

Uh, check yo' immunity my nigga
You said you were a gangsta , roam around in Italy nigga
You pussy dick, stay a week in Beijing nigga

My name is Da'Quan
and Da'Quan just fucked a bad bitch from Wuhan
Hit that Kitana pussy like Liu Kang
That's how we bang
... but then I rose, just to blow a load from my nose
Mucus fluid was all over my clothes
My throat was sour and, all I did was cough
My nose was swollen, all I did was sneeze
What the fuck is happening???
I turned on the TV, and I didn't believe it
I think I caught some serious shit! That covid-19 shit! nigga
Fuuuuuuuuck...
Since that day I never fucked a bitch without a rubber and a face mask

This is pretty good, thanks

Put the coronavirus in the Pyrex
So I give it to addicts direct
The only people I like aren't like that
I'm a mic pirate, hang out with my rats
Only virus I'm worried about is scurvy
Yarrrrr

guh fuck it im a neet anyway
whats a nigga to say
when he finds his way
in the bat cave
yellow nigga hungry for the flying rat
gotta attack, cookin soup thats where its at
im feeling sick
proly just the bong i ripped
coughin all over shit
here boy this shit is lit
got ahead and take a sip
thats how we got where we are slick

stuck here isolated
damn near castrated
on the surface stay frustrated
cause being calm is now outdated
all motivation has now dissipated
starting to love what i once hated
masturbating one two three times til i get dehydrated
sure seems like a nice way to keep my shoulder dislocated
gotta reup on my pornhub
got the free plug
free fuck, free tug, free suck
but aint no thing as a free hug
shit thats exactly what i need right now.

BASED

Best thread on mu right now

i's a country boy suh
beans and corn stacked upon stacks and old porn
toilet paper and a duty sworn
to hoard more and more, wanna can of peaches ya dirty whore?
come and get it, lick and split it
quarantine my deenz till i got a fish farm
so dont be alarmed i got it covered till a mother fucker decide to take me on. liberal state so cant placate the mob that makes me shake please wait i got a fami-*pop*

ayo b

Bitches imported from China
Know this shit fresh, I can’t name the designer
Racks in my pocket, a big body binder
Hop off a jet and I hop in vagina
You be with snakes but I pull up in viper
Ran off with the pack got to take out the snipers
I want your bitch cause your bitch little finer
This oversea drip caught a flight out to China
And now I got corona, but a nigga don't care, yah