How do I avoid turning into this? I live in California, to make conditions worse

Work a blue collar job that isn't customer service, graveyard shift preferably. Work at least 60 hours a week for a few years. Only allow yourself to own a vehicle if it both weighs at least 3,000 lbs and is at least 15 years old. Pick up shooting as a hobby and own at least one gun in each of the major calibers except you can substitute .40 S&W in place of .45 ACP. Refuse to pay above $500 for rent if renting a room or above $1200 if renting an apartment, even if that means living in a van. Eat meat for breakfast don't eat sugary shit like cereal that shit is for children. Stop watching TV it is for children and women.

its aphex twin

This is an easy one. Don't eat food meant for children, keep yourself clean shaven with short hair, and stay in shape.

Normally I would call you a fag but you're right in this case. This guy has been making threads about this fucking retard non-stop lately.

if your white, fat, and wear glasses. you should not grow a beard

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I think this guy, who is named Aviad Cornelius Balelli, is the new Andy Sixx kind of meme or something. I saved a pick of this Cornelius guy from another one of the threads, where he looks more "conventionally handsome." You decide.

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Now this is doggystyle

That's extreme, man.

what differentiates a soy beard from a chad beard?

Bullshit.

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