Thoughts on long distance dating? Does it work?

Are you cute?

Can work as long as you're not dating a slut

You've felt an elderly man pinching your dick while you were wearing a Spiderman suit??

What the fuck is wrong with you you sick fuck?!

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It works if you're not with a stupid whore who jumps on a random's cock when you don't see each other for two weeks. It ain't hard to find if you actually raise your standards and stop having a crush on every woman you see you fucking beta

I'm a schizoid-tier (in the clinical, 'pathological introvert' sense, not 'quasi-schizophrenic') loner so it doesn't matter how cute I am, really. But yes, he says so.

Requires a girls who understands that sex is not a necessity to survive and that masturbation and porn exists, otherwise pic related happens.

Worked for me. From 2 different countries, we were long distance for 2y before she move in with me. Married for 4y now

Don't kinkshame me, you fucking bigot

When did I say I loved sluts? I think you're projecting you fucking manlette.

Ahhh... yikes then