2 truths and a lie

Oh, so you're a drunk piece of shit?

Yeah, well happily married is your throw away card. Doesn't happen. Hence the 3 kids comment.

I know a couple with 3 kids that actually are happy together. They're super religious and think God is involved in every aspect of their life but they're still happy.

Not all of us have imaginary friends or are dumb enough to think that's okay.

I´m married and I actually have 3 kids.

Bump

Ive hacked into many peoples emails (super easy it was a joke)
Im a private investigator
Im gay

Investigaytor

I'm a yogateacher
I'm sexually aroused by trees
I'm a drug addict

3rd