2 truths and a lie

2 truths and a lie

>I'm a rapist
>I'm happily married with 3 children
>Most of my family is dead from alcoholism or in prison

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Hard to guess, retard

You'd be surprised.

You don't have 3 kids?

No rapist.

OP raped his 3 kids? What's going on in here?

You forgot to include the truth that you're a raging faggot

One of you got it right.

1...2...3...Not it!

1) True
2) I've never been married, no children and I don't want either of those things
3) True

Oh, so you're a drunk piece of shit?

Yeah, well happily married is your throw away card. Doesn't happen. Hence the 3 kids comment.

I know a couple with 3 kids that actually are happy together. They're super religious and think God is involved in every aspect of their life but they're still happy.

Not all of us have imaginary friends or are dumb enough to think that's okay.

I´m married and I actually have 3 kids.

Bump

Ive hacked into many peoples emails (super easy it was a joke)
Im a private investigator
Im gay

Investigaytor

I'm a yogateacher
I'm sexually aroused by trees
I'm a drug addict

3rd

Nope

1st?

No, I'm teaching yoga for 8 years now and i smoke weed daily for more than 20

No one is aroused by trees cmon

I hate my mother
I hate my father
I hate my grandfather

It's called dendrophilia

fuck you nobody cares faggot

oh will you shut up

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Are you brain damaged?

> I love log threads
> I love lesbian piss drinking
> I love BBC interracial porn

Clearly 1st

Please, let it be the third one

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It's the third, I hate niggers