You wake up one day and find out you have omnipotence...

I would make posts on Yas Forums, something like "Roll trips and you fantasy will come true", wait for an user to roll trips and make his fantasy come true while magically streaming it in the thread.

Kill all black people, gypsies, irish travelers, arabs, jews, feminists, marxists, post modernists, anyone with IQ under 85, reduce population of asia by a factor of 100.

Turn myself into perfect immortal physical/mental specimen

Rape kiddies

>Create basketball sized copy of earth humans and all and place it on my desk of decoration
>7 billion people are now forced to watch as i stroke my dick to hentai or fuck my gf in the skybox
>Bend her over the the planet during so her tits flash the planet
>She has no clue that her nipples the size of spain are causing mass panic and erection
>The entire world watches in panic as her boobs narrowly miss the planet any time they swing by
>Make an alt account for the copy just to read the news and social media reactions on the copy of earth
>Shitpost on b and reveal myself as god
>laugh about how my gfs tiddies are bigger than the planet they live on because i am a degenerate and i find that funny

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Make every newborn female have her vagina on a random location on her body, like on the top of her head or behind her knee and see what the porn industry would make of it.

>her nipples the size of spain are causing mass panic

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i share my degeneracy with fellow autismos

you're thinking too small
>wrap the planet in a forcefield bag
>stick it in your gf's pooper
>push it deeper in a gas giant's atmosphere worth of lube
>just far enough that your dick barely bumps the atmosphere
>sodomize her with cosmic abandon

while following the news broadcast and the betting sites on what will happen when you cum

A madlad question, indeed!

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10/10 on the force field idea probably would be necessary given how clumsy my gf is. So if the world is the size of a marble she probably wouldn't even notice if it got thrown on the floor. Though listening in on the panic her morning routine causes as she almost stomps the planet would be hilarious. She wouldn't even know about it.

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