You wake up one day and find out you have omnipotence...

You wake up one day and find out you have omnipotence. You can choose to make the world a better place or engage in degeneracy with no consequences.

Personally id make it impossible for some women to wear anything but short skirts and tights for a week, they would be fully conscious of this but unable to change it. Maybe id fuck about with the laws of the universe.

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I do nothing.
If I woke up with omnipotence, someone gave it to me and that person is watching.
My idea of God doesn't interfere in the lives of humans, he just watches.

Holy shit that answer just blew my mind!
"Someone gave it to me and that person is watching"

Yeah that's why they gave it to you. So you'd do nothing.

Personally I would make super powers/quirks become a reality. And see how society evolves with the development of powers. And If it gets bad I can just revoke everyone's powers again and blame aliens


Over time though OPs plan will become very tempting

I'd use it to force choke any politicians that lie. Would make for great tv

I'd Thanos snap most of y'all let's be honest

Hmmmm id make AOC awesome.
Alexandria ocasio cortez.
Also, id make A O C go away. For you pedo bears out there.

>omnipotence
Fuck that who’d want a soft dick???

I lost

Aww nigga, fucking 5star post.

Id give everyone a foot fetish but make them really ashamed of having one. So the world will be oblivious to it until some data scientist finds the incredible spike in porn search terms and publishes the results,

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Honestly probably live out all of the weird sexual fantasies I have ever wanted for like the first 6 months and then use my power for good

>engage in degeneracy with no consequence
Oh fuck yeah..like no one has ever seen before.

I think it already happened user

I'd do the same with Omorashi

I'd make Karma real, like if you're doing good things it will bring happiness to you and your loved ones and you'll never get some sick shit like a random cancer or getting hit by a car.

even me?

I mean why not both? If you are omnipotent then you can make a utopian world full of degeneracy if you so wish.

Same, but id be sneaky about it. Like id probably create a copy of the world to mess with while i turn this one in to some what of a utopia

I would make posts on Yas Forums, something like "Roll trips and you fantasy will come true", wait for an user to roll trips and make his fantasy come true while magically streaming it in the thread.

Kill all black people, gypsies, irish travelers, arabs, jews, feminists, marxists, post modernists, anyone with IQ under 85, reduce population of asia by a factor of 100.

Turn myself into perfect immortal physical/mental specimen

Rape kiddies

>Create basketball sized copy of earth humans and all and place it on my desk of decoration
>7 billion people are now forced to watch as i stroke my dick to hentai or fuck my gf in the skybox
>Bend her over the the planet during so her tits flash the planet
>She has no clue that her nipples the size of spain are causing mass panic and erection
>The entire world watches in panic as her boobs narrowly miss the planet any time they swing by
>Make an alt account for the copy just to read the news and social media reactions on the copy of earth
>Shitpost on b and reveal myself as god
>laugh about how my gfs tiddies are bigger than the planet they live on because i am a degenerate and i find that funny

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Make every newborn female have her vagina on a random location on her body, like on the top of her head or behind her knee and see what the porn industry would make of it.

>her nipples the size of spain are causing mass panic

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i share my degeneracy with fellow autismos

you're thinking too small
>wrap the planet in a forcefield bag
>stick it in your gf's pooper
>push it deeper in a gas giant's atmosphere worth of lube
>just far enough that your dick barely bumps the atmosphere
>sodomize her with cosmic abandon

while following the news broadcast and the betting sites on what will happen when you cum

A madlad question, indeed!

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10/10 on the force field idea probably would be necessary given how clumsy my gf is. So if the world is the size of a marble she probably wouldn't even notice if it got thrown on the floor. Though listening in on the panic her morning routine causes as she almost stomps the planet would be hilarious. She wouldn't even know about it.

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Probably this but a bunch of teens