>Actual true story inbound
>>be me
at the time
>>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>>few days later, brings the dude home
>>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>>visibly nervous
>>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>>discuss for a few minutes
>>they go out
>>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>>sis comes home
>>announces it was "fun"
>>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>>"We're not a thing anymore"
>>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>>tell my father this
>>laughs uncontrollably
>>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
YLYL
Kayden Davis