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Brandon Hill
bruh wtf is this reddit tier shit gtfo
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Gtfo yourself, you non contributing faggot
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Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
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>True story inbound
>How I got my first boxhole finger meme box
>Watching Tool Time with my Dad
>He is 3 sheets gone to some Wild Turkey
>Tim Allen grunts, dad wakes up and pisses himself a little
>Uncle and Grand Parents walk through the door
>Uncle is drunk and horny, been drinking jager, redbull and viagra
>Calls it a Sonic the Hedgehog, cause it makes you fast and horny
>Cause Sonic has horns and moves fast
>Grandpa has 2 bags and new pants
>Grandma bought them to big with no belt
>Gramps pants fall, free ballin, penis looks like a naked mole rat
>Uncle see some cheeks and pops his pickle out
>Granpa trying to pull up pants and hold bags, bends over
>Uncle see the troll swamp appear, works up a loogie for lube
>Hits a bullseye, playtime is orge he yells
>Grandma is trying to wake my dad
>Uncle parks the bolonga bus in tranpa's mangina
>Gramps clenches as hard as his brittle bones will allow
>Uncle fills him up like a canoli and passes out right after
>Grandpa feels his pink sock and pushes it back in
>Reaches into the bag with a shit, cum covered hand
>Pulls out a pristence finger box, 4 holes very rare he said
>His holds it near my face to smell the rich wood smell
>The shum hand bumps my nose, Thank You grandpa
>I can't wait to tell my friends on Yas Forums about it
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Please be real, I lost hard
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Wyatt Bell
Nigger
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Christopher Reed
Kevin Young
Alexander Williams
Andrew Smith
Lost
Adrian James
Xavier Baker
lost
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Zachary Torres
Brayden Jones
kike*
Asher Hall
Lucas King
Luke Reyes
Ayden Russell
Jaxon Cooper
hehe
Jackson Ward
Jackson Peterson
Leo Miller
Yo where tf the rabbit go?
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Carson Roberts
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Mason Campbell
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>Actual true story inbound
>>be me
at the time
>>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>>few days later, brings the dude home
>>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>>visibly nervous
>>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>>discuss for a few minutes
>>they go out
>>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>>sis comes home
>>announces it was "fun"
>>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>>"We're not a thing anymore"
>>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>>tell my father this
>>laughs uncontrollably
>>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down