Hey Yas Forums was hoping for some insight here when i still havent figured out a solution to my problem

Fucking kill it swiftly. It demands a quick death, not that sick shit

I would legit love to know why people believe turtles have jewels inside them. Like why is this such a common fucking thing?????

*sigh* what kind of science are they teaching in school these days?????

Spray the shell with liquid nitrogen, then hit it with a hammer. Fucking newfags.

fucking retards that's clearly an operation table at a vet's office. turtle prob got ran over

>he doesn't know about land pearls

That's not how you cook a turtle. You have to crack open the bottom of the turtle and remove the guts, stomach, intestines, and bladder. You leave the shell intact and then boil it.

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Nice bait, faggot

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Kill it you piece of shit. I hope you die a horrible death motherfucker

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ouch! poor turtle, I hope he got fixed.