hey Yas Forums was hoping for some insight here when i still havent figured out a solution to my problem
so about 2 weeks ago i was hunting for tweasure and i came across a turtle and immediately recognized the goodies that lay dormant inside
so basically ive tried cracking this bad boy open a few times using the absolute finest tools i have in my turtle arsenal but to no avail.
wtf is that
A tortoise with a cracked shell
What the fuck
Degenerated shitt
nigga...
>so basically ive tried cracking this bad boy open a few times using the absolute finest tools i have in my turtle arsenal but to no avail.
so basically you are a nigger that is just hurting this animal
Fuck off, Shredder
OP here with a turtle update:
tomorrow im gonna buy a grinder and give up the traditional cracking shell method we all know and love, wish me luck Yas Forums
>so about 2 weeks ago i was hunting for tweasure and i came across a turtle
That is a tortoise, not a turtle you dumbass. You have to use a tortoise shell opener, a turtle shell one is never ever going to work!
Fucking kill it swiftly. It demands a quick death, not that sick shit
I would legit love to know why people believe turtles have jewels inside them. Like why is this such a common fucking thing?????
*sigh* what kind of science are they teaching in school these days?????
Spray the shell with liquid nitrogen, then hit it with a hammer. Fucking newfags.
fucking retards that's clearly an operation table at a vet's office. turtle prob got ran over
>he doesn't know about land pearls
That's not how you cook a turtle. You have to crack open the bottom of the turtle and remove the guts, stomach, intestines, and bladder. You leave the shell intact and then boil it.
>google image search
>5 results
Nice bait, faggot
Kill it you piece of shit. I hope you die a horrible death motherfucker
Keep us updated user
ouch! poor turtle, I hope he got fixed.
yum yum
OP here guys
so buddies im starting to think im a little out of my league here. while i am relatively new to the craft myself im happy to see the community coming together to help solve this problem haha!
Beat me to it.
And I thought PRC citizens do wierd stuff. Wtf is wrong with you
i hate you
i love watermelon
Fun fact; a tortoise is technically a type of turtle, so the turtle opener should do just fine.
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This isn't instagram fag, stop posting pics of your dinner.
Someone might post something to help you crack the shell, but you are mentally retarded beyond all hope.
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here take this
It's on a veterinarian table you dumb dumb pansies.
Great troll op laughed my ass off
LBGT located
It's dangerous to go alone
this is literally hotdogs wrapped with bacon
shut up you blacky
Lesbo spotted
kill yourself
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lmao
+1
try a slide hammer, lots of small impact with minial effort, better then a sledge and chisel
a quick freeze is not cheap
slide hammer Yas Forumsro