Be 26 but look 20ish

>Doesn't understand how often barely legal pussy gets rammed
>virgin spotted

What the fuck, do it!
Do it now, in the name of people that wish to be in your situation, and yet they cant.
And post pics

Amerifags spotted, only your retarded country jail people for shit reasons such as that.

Is this IRL or online? Sad that you didn't get any attention from women in your HS/age group. Regardless have fun "pretending" and maybe you can keep living in la la land.

I'll tell you what, if this works out and i live to tell the tale?

I will come back and post a legal photograph of two adults over the age of 18

>16 year old
>woman
Nope, she's a girl, not a woman.

so what lie have you concocted about your career? 18-year-olds are in or are about to start college or at least fucking trade school or something. 26-year-olds are usually done with that (unless in a ph.d. program or something).

so what's the lie gonna be:
>you're a retard who was held back in school 8 times
>you're sheldon cooper and about to get your phd at 18
>that you're beavis and butthead and work your loser job that requires zero education until middle age

come on, op, i know you're sitting in your basement jerking it to the idea that
>oh man, these Yas Forumstards think i could get a hot 18yo, uh uh uh, splat, splat

what lie do you want to tell us about your education?

>ill avoid getting too lewd untill she is older and certainly abstain from having sex.
Yeah that's just going to fuck you up. You need to bone a girl to be sure how you really feel about her, dude. All you're gonna do is make things increasingly weird over time.

I dunno how that factors into your real problem anyway, which is lying to her. 16 is fine, fuck away. That's perfectly legal in my country, most US states, and most of the planet. Quit being a fag, slip it in and then you'll have the clarity to work out what to do about the actual issue.

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all you need to know op, just shove ur noodle up her fart box till shes 17 then let her know ur real age. if you fuck good she'll probably stay with you

I got her number in person, but then corona virus.

I'm an artfag with a dayjob, perfect for this situation isn't it?

She is a nice girl, not your common tinder thot, she will appreciate me not trying to fuck her as soon as i can, and i know how i feel.

you're not wrong