Rob the clerk
Hey user, what do you want from the gas station?
Carter Sanchez
Nathan Hughes
Tell the Indian cashier to go back to Iraq and worship Mohammed there
Liam Richardson
No dude, what if he has the Rona and knows it and rubs his dirty hands all over the money and when we rub the money on our faces to confirm that it's real money we contract the virus a month later and then you and I die while watching reruns of Magnum P.I. with the overpriced pizza (that we bought with the money) with the sauce dripping off our chin?
Oh God what have we done
Dude I'm too stoned, let's get out of this store, I can't be here right now, I need outside
Brandon Hall
Every Single Goddamned Lunchable
Noah Powell
I farted a little bit when we were by the candy aisle, I think that's technically got some carbon in it
Jonathan Campbell
crackwhore behind and a box of rubbers
Dominic Long
A bottle of water and a pack of Bellmonts
Zachary Butler
Monster assault and some corn nuts, thanks
Caleb Flores
Pack of newports and a 12 pack of bear.
Alexander Collins
Green or normal monster, jalapeno beef jerky and skittles. thanks OP next mcd's on me