Hey user, what do you want from the gas station?

Hey user, what do you want from the gas station?

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A bag if dorritos please!!

Some gas. Hydrogen or perhaps a little carbon dioxide if they have any

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Two beef hotdogs with chili, cheese, and onions. And a can of AriZona Lemonade and Ice Tea.

Condoms please. Headed to your moms house.

dozen glazed donuts

Some cheetos puffs, a vitamin water vitamin c, and some chicken wings bro!

are you me?
don't tell me you think 7-11's Big Bites are the best.

Cheeto

Rob the clerk

Tell the Indian cashier to go back to Iraq and worship Mohammed there

No dude, what if he has the Rona and knows it and rubs his dirty hands all over the money and when we rub the money on our faces to confirm that it's real money we contract the virus a month later and then you and I die while watching reruns of Magnum P.I. with the overpriced pizza (that we bought with the money) with the sauce dripping off our chin?

Oh God what have we done

Dude I'm too stoned, let's get out of this store, I can't be here right now, I need outside

Every Single Goddamned Lunchable

I farted a little bit when we were by the candy aisle, I think that's technically got some carbon in it

crackwhore behind and a box of rubbers

A bottle of water and a pack of Bellmonts

Monster assault and some corn nuts, thanks

Pack of newports and a 12 pack of bear.

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Green or normal monster, jalapeno beef jerky and skittles. thanks OP next mcd's on me

Raspberry rehab monster, an A&W cream soda, two hot dogs because that other guy made them sound good, and some donuts if they have some. Like the donettes kind. Chocolate.

Thanks dawg. It's been two and a half years since I left the US and you don't realize how much you miss that stuff until someone reminds you of it.

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Arizona green tea

2 mango loco monster energy drinks, 2 king size butterfingers

Ultra Red Monster pls, I work at 7 and I need energy

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can you get me some needles and wire?

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Vanilla Pepsi and a Hot dog with cheeses thank you

They're out of grizzly, will brown do?

Camel 99s and a fruity bang. Citrus preferably.

can u c if they've got any of these? thx

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Let's do this

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30 gram of Port Royal & some yellow ziggies please.

Get some...sour cream and onion chips, with some dip, man. Some beef jerkey, some peanut butter. Get some Hagen-Dagz ice-cream bars. A whole lotta of chocolate. Gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, pink popcorn. GRAHAM CRACKERS!!! Graham crackers with the marshmallows. Little marshmallows with little chocolate bars and we'll make some s'mores man. Celery, grape jelly, Captain Crunch with the little crunch berries, pizzas, we need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, water, a whole lotta water and.......Funyuns.

A can of pepsi max

the till

Are you saying we do that to the cashier or we do that to each other?

Or do we do it to each other while he watches and then joins us? Or do we watch him by himself?

Oh God I'm over thinking it again

The till

yo they got goobas there?