Why haven’t you served in the military yet Yas Forums?

Why haven’t you served in the military yet Yas Forums?

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I am a Vet...

> im a vet give me muh respect and attention please

Which branch?

PDQ for past medical issue.

Fucking sucks.

i have. it sucked ass. dropped out in ITB by refusing to train.
17 year olds shouldn't be allowed to join; I would probably have liked it a lot more if I was in my 20s and had some damn life experiences other than HS

My dog has epic shits, what is the normal amount of shit for a doberman?

actually, unless it is free money, I don't want it

Army, never did anything worth while
Nodal Network Systems Operative
(Otherwise called a Human Router)
sucked assholes

I refuse to die for jews.

I'd say about 2 cups
because that is how much a responsible owner would feed them a day

I'm not a slave

fair enough user

You dropped out of infantry school?
Dude, that was easier that boot camp. I did that, did the 0351 training AND reenlisted and went to a school for a year.

Fucking hell dude, why didn’t you finish what you started?

5ft8 not-so-intelligent sperg

I would but I can't fight for something I dont believe in.

how do you plan on keeping your freedom? if you don't enlist it will eventually be taken over by islam

Dumbass left-wing Liberal Veteran Marine father talked me out of it. Lied to me and told me he would support me as long as I went to college. He paid for 2 symmesters then stopped. Tried to pay for it myself but since I didn't apply for scholarships or grants early like everybody else I was fucked. Now I'm too old for most branches of the military, have no college degree, and I work at a bar while taking training classes for a labor job on the side. Do yourselves a favor kiddos. Enlist. You spend 4 years mostly peeling potatoes and folding underwear and the entire country kisses your ass and gives you free shit.

Because it'd be unlikely that id see any combat unless i made it into special forces and im too retarded for that

Too old now, and had decent jobs when I was young enough. Didn't want to fight Bush's war. Well, see ya later.

Bad knees, so they wouldn't have me. Also mandatory enrollment stopped a few years before My time

not a faggot I went to school and found a real job

cause i have no german citicenship

i had no discipline at the time. as soon as I figured out about the legal platoon I dropped

Failed the medical due to asthma

Currently air force, saved me from that neetlife. Plus I got intel so I get to know all kinds of secret shit. Pretty great if you ask me.

Also too much metal after surgery

whats the average air speed velocity of a swallow?

I wouldn’t be posting shit like that online bro. Pretty sure your CO wouldn’t want you to be saying that

That's classified, sir.

Gimme a fucking break lol. Some internet rando saying they have secrets means nothing.

When I was 18 (2005) I had barely passed highschool and worked a very shitty job where a bunch of 40 year old lifers treated me like garbage, just because they could. I clocked out for lunch and headed for the recruiters station. Was going to enlist in the navy no fucks left to give.

Got there and nobody was there, place was closed.

Went back to work like a beta and kept working for assholes.

Thank god the door was locked.
Soon after that a girl doing a tech-school internship project came to work and we hit it off.

13 years later shes my wife. Nice house, 2 kids, 2 dogs, 140k a year. Never wouldve happened if I joined the navy.

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Because I failed the medical exam. Apparently crackly knees is bad.

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I uh..
did not die, yo
I'm out, got lots of benefits

I don't hate my life enough to die for foreign interests.